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Pun

 

noun

 

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.

 

(courtesy of google search)

 

I fogured i'd just encourage folk to get them out of your system now before the game starts.

 

If people can mean several things with the same word, well, how do we know what they mean to mean? That way leads to chaos and anarchy.

 

Did you hear about the Twins new pitch combining a slider with a sinker? It slinks.

 

I'll show myself out.

 

But not before sharing the lineups, and pointing out that Buxton is in center, so all is right with the world.

 

Tribe:

 

0. Aaron Civale (R ) P

1. C. Hernandez ( S) 2B

2. Jose Ramirez ( S ) 3B

3. F. Lindor ( S ) DH

4. Carlos Santana ( S ) 1B

5. Mike Freeman ( L) SS

6. D. Santana (R ) RF

7. Bradley Zimmer ( L) LF

8. Oscar Mercado (R ) CF

9. Beau Taylor ( L) C

 

Twins:

 

0. Tyler Clippard (R ) P

1. Max Kepler ( L) RF

2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS

3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH

4. Eddie Rosario ( L) LF

5. Mitch Garver (R ) C

6. Luis Arraez ( L) 2B

7. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B

8. M. Gonzalez ( S ) 3B

9. Byron Buxton (R ) CF

 

72°F

Posted

 

I see Homer Bailey did end up being put on the IL with right bicep tendinitis. Anyone have an idea when Odorizzi will be back up with the team?

 

Yikes! 2 starting pitchers injured within the first 2 weeks! Not a great start... good thing Maeda & Hill were added during the offseason.

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That's such a baseball thing to happen. Rosario crushes his ball and hits it to CF. Polanco doinks it to right and gets a RBI lol

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