Game Thread "Kirk" Twins @ Rangers 7:05pm cdt 8/17/2019ad (sol-date)

[sampleSizeOfOne]

that’s Star Wars not Star Trek

True.

 

And this is a game thread...

 

All art is one.

 

I wanted to start out Spice: the final frontier, and roll some Herbert in. But i didn't wish to congure up the image of Spice Girls as arachnis worms...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

BTW It’s Mick Jagger

Ah!

 

Everyone was young once...

 

I shoulda thunk of that.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Josh Hamilton is the reason this game is delayed

I don't follow...

[drock2190]

 

I don't follow...

 

Ranger HOF ceremony

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

Anyone know why the game hasn't started yet?

There's been a warp in the space-time continuum

[sampleSizeOfOne]

There's been a warp in the space-time continuum

All warped up in a bow, eh?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I don't follow...

I meant to delete my own duplicate post. I accidentally deleted another users. Whomever that was, I apologize. I’m new to this moderating thing, still getting my sea legs on the tools.

 

HOF ceremony

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

I meant to delete my own duplicate post. I accidentally deleted another users. Whomever that was, I apologize. I’m new to this moderating thing, still getting my sea legs on the tools.

HOF ceremony

Your legs on the stools?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Jose - we would all like to see ya go at least 7 tonight, or more,  Show us !!

Sounds like he’s already pitched a couple innings in the bullpen waiting for the game to start, unfortunately!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Ranger HOF ceremony

Carole trained me on how to fix! Thanks Carole!

 

Sorry drock2190

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Hamilton has a lot of Twins connections. Cruz, Levine, Baldelli, Martin Pérez. Texas was soo close to the WS championship in 2011.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Carole trained me on how to fix! Thanks Carole!

 

Sorry drock2190

So... you're like Q then?

[AlwaysinModeration]

Dick Bremer and Roy Smalley and Kevin Gorg did a nice tribute to Hamilton. However, they didn’t really mention why he had such a short career, a pretty notable part of the story.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

So... you're like Q then?

I wish, more like Q’s apprentice, Z

[Riverbrian]

If our ground balls find holes... I got no problem facing a ground ball pitcher. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

So... you're like Q then?

I wish, more like Q’s apprentice, Z

You rang, captain?

 

[Diesel]

The Rangers outfield seems a bit sketchy defensively. Choo, Santana, Mazara?

[VATwinsFan]

If that chain around his neck was any longer Sano would be tripping over it.

[Riverbrian]

 

If that chain around his neck was any longer Sano would be tripping over it.

 

That would go viral!!! 

[Nine of twelve]

We don't have to stop at one run here. Keep it going!

[Riverbrian]

 

The Rangers outfield seems a bit sketchy defensively. Choo, Santana, Mazara?

 

I try to look at the bright side. 

 

IT's better than Delmon Young, Dave Kingman and Greg Luzinski. 

[Riverbrian]

 

We don't have to stop at one run here. Keep it going!

 

I wanna see if Arraez can lift his sinker... I think he can. 

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

If that chain around his neck was any longer Sano would be tripping over it.

[Riverbrian]

 

 

I've seen that movie so many times... I don't even have to push the play button. 

It's Aretha baby. 

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

 

Reminds me of the last time I was in a bar...

[operation mindcrime]

ARRAEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nine of twelve]

We don't have to stop at two runs here. Keep it going!

[Diesel]

ARRAEZ!

[Riverbrian]

Bummer... Arraez couldn't lift him. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Reminds me of the last time I was in a bar...

 

Yeah

 

I don't like leaving my coat on the chair... Someone could take it. 

 

I always dance with a heavy coat.