Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers 7:10 PM CDT 8/13/2019

[obtusebanter]

Sure is nice to have a guy who DHed through college manning 2nd for the Brewers. 

[DiscGolfer]

6-1 boston 0 out top 6

[VATwinsFan]

BOSox just got a 2 run double from Devers. Up 6-1.

[LVTwinsfan]

Listening to the game on XM radio in my way home, Bob Eucker still does Brewers home games, one of the best IMO

[Richie the Rally Goat]

A little B-Sauce for the G-Sauce. Perfectly complimentary.

hey! This is a family friendly site!

[MVP Nick Punto]

I was getting ready to compliment Martín. I jinxed him into that walk. My bad.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Bullet = Dodged. How are you going to walk an NL pitcher to get to the top of the order?

They found a way to walk the pitcher, i assume. But i weren't attentive, so i couldn't say how...

 

And dodging bullets like Boris the bullet dodger?

[DiscGolfer]

 

I was getting ready to compliment Martín. I jinxed him into that walk. My bad.

I was thinking that too

[Aggies7]

Wow what a play. Doing the right things tonight so far

[MVP Nick Punto]

I was thinking that too

Collective jinx brainpower. Doesn't even need to be posted.

[bighat]

Polanco has been flashing the leather!

[LVTwinsfan]

Great play.... Hip hip, Jorge

[ashbury]

I was getting ready to compliment Martín. I jinxed him into that walk. My bad.

And then the single. I'm only watching the TV feed sporadically, but he doesn't seem to have a lot of movement on his fastball.

 

Yeah, how about that play by Polanco?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Pressure's OK. They think there's pressure now, just wait until a post-season game.

Wonder if a sports team ever got the bends...

[DiscGolfer]

That's the kind of defense we need to see more of

[obtusebanter]

Polanco is ****ing money!

[LVTwinsfan]

Amazingly Perez has pitched to 15 batters through 3 innings, given up no runs and thrown only 38 pitches

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Quite. Quite.

Indubidibly.

[MVP Nick Punto]

They found a way to walk the pitcher, i assume. But i weren't attentive, so i couldn't say how...

 

And dodging bullets like Boris the bullet dodger?

Possibly. I'm not familiar with the man.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Amazingly Perez has pitched to 15 batters through 3 innings, given up no runs and thrown only 38 pitches

Looking for that rare 5 times through the order complete game.

[DiscGolfer]

 

They found a way to walk the pitcher, i assume. But i weren't attentive, so i couldn't say how...

And dodging bullets like Boris the bullet dodger?

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

[MVP Nick Punto]

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

LA signed an actual .357 cartridge. Hence, "Bullet Dodger"

[ashbury]

Wonder if a sports team ever got the bends...

Dunno, but with regard to pressure I do know this:

Heat, Pressure, and Time: The three things required to make a diamond also make a waffle.

[ashbury]

Amazingly Perez has pitched to 15 batters through 3 innings, given up no runs and thrown only 38 pitches

This belongs in the Fun Torture With Numbers thread.

[mrtwinsfan]

W h.i.p is sure Perezs strong suit AGAIN

[Richie the Rally Goat]

W h.i.p is sure Perezs strong suit AGAIN

targeting a WHIP to match his ERA

[DiscGolfer]

Cleveland got 2 back 6-3 Boston now 

[Aggies7]

What in the **** was that

[MVP Nick Punto]

Dunno, but with regard to pressure I do know this:

Heat, Pressure, and Time: The three things required to make a diamond also make a waffle.

You're mostly carbon. Can I have your corpse diamond when you die?

https://www.cremationsolutions.com/cremation-jewelry-for-ashes/cremation-diamonds

[mrtwinsfan]

Polanco is ****ing money!

HUH ???????