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Sandwich:

 

Pumpernickel Rye

 

Slice Ham

 

Mustard

 

Mayo

 

Tomato

 

Romaine Lettuce

 

Swiss cheese

 

Or,

 

Pumpernickel Rye

 

Mustard

 

Mayo

 

Salami

 

Romaine Lettuce

 

Medium Cheddar

 

Tomato

 

Or,

 

Pumpernickel Rye

 

Roast beef

 

Mayo 

 

Mustard

 

Colby Jack 

 

Romaine lettuce

 

Tomato

 

Anything other than the above is folly and those who indulge in such shall be dismissed from polite company.

You mean this?

 

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Posted (edited)

Someone should point out to Melvin that running on a pitcher who is known for throwing the fastball high in the zone isn't a recipe for success.

 

Scratch that, Melvin should keep up the fine work.

Edited by Blake
Posted

 

They will tell stubbornly tell you that they are. 

 

I know a few of them. 

 

This might shock you but I tend to tease a bit. I say things like "Is there a certain percentage of correct forecasts you must get correct before they stop you from forecasting? 30% or something? 

 

Well, It turns out they've heard these type of comments before and have lost a significant portion of their sense of humor on the subject. 

I've always interpreted "50% chance of rain" as "there is a 50/50 chance it will rain where I live."

Posted

 

Pretty sure the Pants family would prefer the full honorific.

Was that Dr. Fancy Pants, Professor Fancy Pants, or the Right Honorable Fancy Pants you were addressing.?

Mr. Fancy Pants, esq.

Posted

 

Sandwich:

 

Pumpernickel Rye

 

Slice Ham

 

Mustard

 

Mayo

 

Tomato

 

Romaine Lettuce

 

Swiss cheese

 

Or,

 

Pumpernickel Rye

 

Mustard

 

Mayo

 

Salami

 

Romaine Lettuce

 

Medium Cheddar

 

Tomato

 

Or,

 

Pumpernickel Rye

 

Roast beef

 

Mayo 

 

Mustard

 

Colby Jack 

 

Romaine lettuce

 

Tomato

 

Anything other than the above is folly and those who indulge in such shall be dismissed from polite company.

 

Blake, I'm going to be honest with you. 

 

I lost track along the way and can't be certain if any of the sandwiches below contain car parts or roofing nails. 

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