Game Thread intro "Stubby" Twins @ A's 8:07pm cdt 7/3/2019ad

[mrtwinsfan]

Thanks Rocco, trying to lose?

[MNT1996]

This guy is hitting .083. Jesus christ

[jimbo92107]

Let's see if Parker actually throws a ball into the crowd. 

[mrtwinsfan]

 

Sano just can't hit high velocity fastballs. Why not pinch hit for Adrianza? He can't hit. Cruz or Gonzalez would be better.

Not like castro is hot also

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

This guy is hitting .083. Jesus christ

Three times better than Palka’s .027, in the previous series!

[jimbo92107]

Robo-ump, where are you?? One screw-up after another by these blind men.

[mrtwinsfan]

ESCAPE fROM THE 11TH, BRING PARKER OUT AGAIN rOCCO

[Danchat]

I can't believe we made it out of there alive. Now please, score a run, get Rogers out there, and win this darn game!

[Blake]

As a fan, Parker gives me palpitations. 

 

I have to wonder how Baldelli takes Parker pitching?

[jimbo92107]

Will Baldi send Parker out for a third inning? Hey, why not. It's like Christopher Walken playing Russian Roulette in The Deer Hunter. For a while, you just knew the bullet wouldn't be there, until he was about to be saved...

[jz7233]

Parker becomes Rodney now. Lots of walks.

[mrtwinsfan]

tHIS PARKER LIKES COMPANY -ALA- F.R.E.

[mrtwinsfan]

Schoop= it was a good run, he is what he is

[USAFChief]

JHFC Schoop. None of those were even close.

[operation mindcrime]

Will Baldi send Parker out for a third inning? Hey, why not. It's like Christopher Walken playing Russian Roulette in The Deer Hunter. For a while, you just knew the bullet wouldn't be there, until he was about to be saved...

One shot!

[jz7233]

Schoop usually strikes out when the game is on the line. It would be great if he can go elsewhere next season.

[mrtwinsfan]

Go buck Go

[operation mindcrime]

Good eye Buxton!!! Now immediately steal!!!

[USAFChief]

Steal 2nd, then 3rd.

[jz7233]

 

Schoop= it was a good run, he is what he is

He's never been clutch. He is who we don't need if Twins want to win it all.

[operation mindcrime]

Great at bat Kepler!!!!!

[DiscGolfer]

Garver comes up with a bit hit here, he doesn't want to catch another long game.

[USAFChief]

TWO and oh!

[jimbo92107]

Am I the only one noticing Buxton's crappy timing on second base? He's a full count late to do his three skips!

[USAFChief]

Great at bat Kepler!!!!!

*plate appearance.

 

I'll see myself out

[operation mindcrime]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MNT1996]

I think Sano just cast a spell on Garver, and it worked!

[USAFChief]

More please.

[jz7233]

 

Garver comes up with a bit hit here, he doesn't want to catch another long game.

Indeed.

[mickeymental]

are we happy yet?