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Game Thread: Twins @ Mariners, 5/17/19, 9:10 CT

Mill1634

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David HK Cedar Rapids Kernels

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Maybe Buxton could be armed with a cattle prod.

 

Then again, Sano will already be in the dugout after trotting off his homeruns.

Heh... or waving helplessly at a slider...

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David HK Cedar Rapids Kernels

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What's the ol' Vaudeville line?  

 

'The food here is terrible.'

'Yes, and such small portions.'

 

We're having a great season so far- but jeepers creepers, what's our BA now with the bases loaded?

 

Other clubs it's a moment of tension and excitement- right now, it's time to go get that next beer.

 

...urrrrp...  ^_^

stringer bell Cooperstown

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Just about every player has had a period of time where they didn't look good at the plate, but it really hasn't slowed the team production. Right now, it is Schoop. Let's hope he gets on track soon.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Cory Provus: ... "The Mariners... with maybe the worst defense in the American League..."

 

Seattle defense: "Hold my beer(s)!"... <clunk. >

 

Cory Provus:  "... if not all of Major League Baseball."

USAFChief GOAT

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Just about every player has had a period of time where they didn't look good at the plate, but it really hasn't slowed the team production. Right now, it is Schoop. Let's hope he gets on track soon.

The value of a deep lineup, something we have observed from the Yankees a time or twenty.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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The value of a deep lineup, something we have observed from the Yankees a time or twenty.

 

Yeah, come to think of it, there was that teachable decade of playoff futility under Gardenhire's management...

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Knock knock.

 

Who's there?

 

Astudillo.

 

Astudillo who?

 

Astudillo is smaller than a one-bedroom. Barely.

bighat Cedar Rapids Kernels

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Ugh, Sano and that check swing at balls in the dirt....

 

Heckuva inning. Perez let's go 1-2-3.

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