Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 4/20@6:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

Ready for "The Experience?"

[Ultima Ratio]

Platoon for Castro

[Vanimal46]

I can't carry this game much longer! Told you we would pull ahead by a run. Here is a selfie of what I look like now.

 

Tired....Just like Atlas Shrugged.

 

Rest now, sweet prince. We need your powers the rest of the weekend.

[Mill1634]

Appears Molly reads the GT

 

[twinssporto]

 

I just can't get too excited when a guy with a 1.000 OPS hits a homer. Whatever.

 

 

 

Text me when Grossman hits one, then I'll get worked up;

I love this post!!!  Fantastic!

[Aggies7]

That was when we foolishly brought him back as a 64 year old. It's like remembering Jason Bartlett based on 2014.

 

I laughed at that, but I hated him for giving up that homer.

[howeda7]

 

Ready for "The Experience?"

I'll be happy if he just gets this to extra innings. 

[USAFChief]

 

My biggest memory of him is being up by 3 and allowing the grand slam to Jason Giambi in like the 12th or 14th inning of a game against the Yankees, so I’ll take at least one point

Games against the Yankees don't count, so "no points awarded" stands.

 

And for BRINGING UP THIS GAME, we DEDUCT ONE MILLION...ONE BILLION points.

[Riverbrian]

 

Ready for "The Experience?"

 

Yes

[twinssporto]

 

Rest now, sweet prince. We need your powers the rest of the weekend.

I'm literally crying!!

[tbhysgb]

 

Appears Molly reads the GT

 

Eh should've let him hit for Cardboard too.

[Nine of twelve]

Grossman doing Grossman things.

Same thing in the bottom of the inning, namely finding a place on the bench to make way for a defensive replacement.

[Aggies7]

Games against the Yankees don't count, so "no points awarded" stands.

 

And for BRINGING UP THIS GAME, we DEDUCT ONE MILLION...ONE BILLION points.

What’s all this not counting stuff? It’s still real to me

[USAFChief]

 

Appears Molly reads the GT

 

WHY DID YOU SEND LYNN OUT FOR THE SEVENTH?????

[Mike Sixel]

Molitor’s hide saved

But, but, MoY....

[Ultima Ratio]

Is Rodney wearing a rosary as a necklace? My eyes!

[howeda7]

Orlando Merced

[Mike Sixel]

Platoon for Castro

Dreamer

[Aggies7]

Frankie Rodriguez won 13 games in 1996 with an era over 5

[howeda7]

 

Is Rodney wearing a rosary as a necklace? My eyes!

That. Fried chicken. Whatever it takes.

 

Also, don't throw GoGo another strike. 

[USAFChief]

 

Is Rodney wearing a rosary as a necklace? My eyes!

Where else, exactly, SHOULD one wear it?

[Vanimal46]

Henry Blanco

[USAFChief]

Rich Becker.

[snepp]

For an old guy Rodney brings some pretty good gas.

 

 

 

 

Not to be confused with, say, the type of gas that Chief brings.

[howeda7]

Matt Walbeck. Please end this now. 

[Mill1634]

Welcome to the experience, folks. 

[tbhysgb]

Jason Tyner

[Aggies7]

The mid to late 90s were just a brutal time for the team

[OTPS300]

I would have hit Gomez also just because he is Gomez.

[USAFChief]

 

That. Fried chicken. Whatever it takes.

 

Also, don't throw GoGo another strike. 

done and done