Seeking guest hosts for live, uncensored Twins broadcasts during select games

[GoGonzoJournal]

Hey there Twins fans. I'm looking for guest hosts to appear on a live, uncensored broadcast during select Minnesota Twins games. The name of the show is **** Dick and Bert, as it's meant to be a fun, helpful alternative to the Fox Sports North audio broadcast. I broadcast the show using Awdio, and it's available at FoulPlaybyPlay.com. Here's the channel: https://www.awdio.com/fdickandbert

 

I think the last game I did, a 1-0 win over Cleveland, was the best so far when it comes to play-by-play and the best so far regarding listeners, but having another voice for even a few segments would be helpful, as I'm currently the producer and host of the show.

 

The idea behind this project is to never go to commercial. We advertise products and services that are hopefully helpful to our audience throughout the broadcast, and do so using personal, humorous stories to which people can relate. Some examples of segments include the Second Inning Chef (share a game day recipe), Plead the Fifth Inning (free legal advice from my attorney once we get live phone calls hooked up), the Sexy Sixth Inning (we talk about sex and sex toys), and the Seventh Inning Stretch (we share a yoga routine that alleviates pain or improves overall health).

 

If you have an interest in doing commentary during Twins games or want to give sports broadcasting a try, just reply here and we can discuss. Thanks, and go Twins!

 

 

[Vanimal46]

Nice! 

[Mill1634]

Sounds interesting. I'll be listening next game you do. Should post in here whenever that is

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I love the idea however I wonder if there isn't a better name for it than Fake Dick and Bert?

[GoGonzoJournal]

It will likely be Thursday. I'll post it in here and also as a new forum topic, unless you think Twins Daily would consider that spammy. You can join the FoulPlaybyPlay.com community by following the link. Then you can join our **** Dick and Bert group, and we can chat candidly about the Twins. There are no filters on the site.  

[GoGonzoJournal]

I love the idea however I wonder if there isn't a better name for it than Fake Dick and Bert?

It's **** Dick and Bert, but I get from where you're coming. I've pondered a name change for marketability purposes. Puck Dick and Bert has been a consideration because I'd like to talk hockey during the broadcasts as well, given the love our listeners have of hockey.

[GoGonzoJournal]

 

Sounds interesting. I'll be listening next game you do. Should post in here whenever that is

You can listen to past broadcasts at the Awdio channel: https://www.awdio.com/fdickandbert

[akmanak]

Do you do every game?

[GoGonzoJournal]

 

Do you do every game?

Trying to do as many as possible, but my voice has been lost to a sore throat, so today's planned broadcast is cancelled. I'll be at the game tomorrow and how I feel will determine whether I do a broadcast.

 

For away games, I like to go to a place where Twins fans congregate to watch the game. Plus it gives the place some exposure, and we get good ambient sound if there's actually people watching the game and reacting. Eventually, I'd like to turn my apartment into a studio for broadcasts, but that won't be until July at the earliest. I'm trying not to buy any new tech until I lock up my first sponsor.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Are you stealing by my bit?

[DaveW]

Uncensored eh?

 

I'm your man.

 

Also I used to co own a pretty successful porn and sex site (mr skin bought us!), so I can lend in all sorts of useful tidbits for the 6th inning bit.

[GoGonzoJournal]

 

Uncensored eh?

I'm your man.

Also I used to co own a pretty successful porn and sex site (mr skin bought us!), so I can lend in all sorts of useful tidbits for the 6th inning bit.

Cool. That would be perfect. Love your HIcks/Murphy updates, too. I take it you're not in Minneapolis, though.

[JustinCB]

I love the idea however I wonder if there isn't a better name for it than Fake Dick and Bert?

Dick in Bert

[DaveW]

Cool. That would be perfect. Love your HIcks/Murphy updates, too. I take it you're not in Minneapolis, though.

Negative, though I am in Minnie every couple months for work.

 

Is there a way to patch me in from the friendly confines of Brooklyn?

[GoGonzoJournal]

 

Negative, though I am in Minnie every couple months for work.

Is there a way to patch me in from the friendly confines of Brooklyn?

Eventually. Just waiting on some new tech. Get in touch when you're in town next and we'll get together for a show. Email fdickandbert@foulplaybyplay,com or DM @FoulPlaybyPlay on Twitter. Are the Twins your team or do you follow the Yankees too?

[DaveW]

Eventually. Just waiting on some new tech. Get in touch when you're in town next and we'll get together for a show. Email fdickandbert@foulplaybyplay,com or DM @FoulPlaybyPlay on Twitter. Are the Twins your team or do you follow the Yankees too?

Twins all the way.

 

I prefer the Mets over the Yankees, but don't really care for either. I do end up making it to about a dozen or so games a year though at Yankee stadium and have a couple friends in the org.

[GoGonzoJournal]

 

Twins all the way.

I prefer the Mets over the Yankees, but don't really care for either. I do end up making it to about a dozen or so games a year though at Yankee stadium and have a couple friends in the org.

Well ask them if they'd be interested in calling games and putting together a show that helps and entertains. Otherwise, stay in touch and we'll find a way to get you on.

[DaveW]

Well ask them if they'd be interested in calling games and putting together a show that helps and entertains. Otherwise, stay in touch and we'll find a way to get you on.

what technology do you need for it? I'd chip in a few bucks to make it happen, I'm a big fan of the idea in general.

[GoGonzoJournal]

 

what technology do you need for it? I'd chip in a few bucks to make it happen, I'm a big fan of the idea in general.

Well I'd like to get a 4-channel field mixer with USB output. Have a Behringer Xenyx saved to my cart, but then I'd want a couple wireless lavaliere mics so the show's more portable. The mixer would make it easy to take calls. About $100 investment, but I'm making it a point to bootstrap it. I'll pick up what I think I need for calls tomorrow so I can test it before Thursday. If it works, I'll let you know so you can call in. I can always return it if it doesn't work. Chromebooks are a little difficult when it comes to recognizing hardware.

[DaveW]

Shoot me a pm with your PayPal or venmo info, I will shoot over $100 regardless of if I ever end up on your show, I like and support the idea regardless.

[Squirrel]

Too bad you guys weren't here when Dinger did this a couple weeks ago.

[Craig Arko]

 

Too bad you guys weren't here when Dinger did this a couple weeks ago.

As a guess, that this one sounds pretty tasteless probably appeals to a certain group of people.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Too bad you guys weren't here when Dinger did this a couple weeks ago.

How do you think I feel? I didn't even think to ask for any money!

[GoGonzoJournal]

 

Too bad you guys weren't here when Dinger did this a couple weeks ago.

I am not aware but would like to know more.

[GoGonzoJournal]

 

Are you stealing by my bit?

Not aware of your bit. What is it? Where can I find it?

[GoGonzoJournal]

 

As a guess, that this one sounds pretty tasteless probably appeals to a certain group of people.

There's seldom a curse word in the broadcast besides the title of the show, which can be changed based on response. This topic was started to get that kind of feedback, so if that's your takeaway perhaps a name change is necessary.

[DaveW]

$100 sent! Big fan of your ideas.

[Squirrel]

 

I am not aware but would like to know more.

Dinger can PM you and give you specifics, but he came up with this idea when he was approached to do a game thread. He basically started the game thread with all the pertinent info and lead ins then gave the link to his audio broadcast and encouraged people to listen while being active on the thread here, online. His audio link had a place for people to 'chat' as well, but we encouraged people not to chat there, but here. Dinger can tell you how it went but from my perspective, there would be a couple of things I might change, or at least think about going forward; and I'm sure dinger has his own list, too.

 

One, he did his broadcast when it wasn't Dick n Bert, but rather Dick n Torii, and a lot of people wanted to hear how Torii would do. Two, he did a weekend thread, and I think participation was down on the thread, as well as listening, due to it being a nice weekend day. And three, I think Dinger found it difficult doing it alone. Moving forward, I'm not sure trying to do more than a game here and there, at least for this season, would be a good idea. I think one needs to look at the schedule ... both of the Twins games and who is in the broadcast booth ... and identify games where it would be really good to have an alternative. And build audience first before opening up with more games.

 

It's a really good concept ... you and Dinger, obviously both great minds thinking alike ... but I think you need to start out with a game here and there and build once there is solid following. And start by really pinpointing good games to do this with ... I'd choose a weeknight when both Dick n Bert are in the booth ... not sure how much the opponent would fit into this and if an away vs home game would be better. I'd choose an away game because there are a lot of us 'out of market' folks who might also want an alternative to the home team's and the Twin's broadcast.

 

Anyway ... PM Dinger and ask him his thoughts, but those are mine. Maybe the two of you could do a joint broadcast/game thread going forward? Hmmm ....

 

 

[Pardon My Dinger]

$100 sent! Big fan of your ideas.

I demand royalties!!!

[ashbury]

I demand royalties!!!

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