Article: Game Thread: Off-Season

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I guess if you go to Wayzata and keep going far enough west, you do come back to Toronto.

Yeah... Discussions on geographic relationships should be given a wide latitude...

[twinsnorth49]

 

Don't go off on a jeremiad.

He was a good friend of mine.

[wsnydes]

 

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? 

 

That joke doesn't work as well in type, but I couldn't resist the urge to use this.

Edited December 15, 2016 by wsnydes

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Knock knock...

Come on in! You know you are always wlecome here.

[USAFChief]

 

Knock knock...

Hu is it?

[USAFChief]

 

He was a good friend of mine.

I never understand a single word you say.

[Blake]

 

I got the same email when the overnight low was 34 degrees.... 

meanwhile, and this was a couple of decades ago in MN, a guy I knew flooded his kitchen by letting his faucet drip. The kitchen sink drain froze...

[ashbury]

I once knew a man who had a dog with no nose.

You think that's bad? I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.

 

He smelled just as terrible, and I didn't even know what to call him if I complained about it.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Kidnapping jokes are the best!

Says the guy with the John Wayne Gacy avatar

 

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ryan-look-the-office.gif

 

 

[twinsnorth49]

 

I never understand a single word you say.

Why? I'm a straight shootin' son of a gun.

[scottz]

You think that's bad? I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.

 

He smelled just as terrible, and I didn't even know what to call him when I complained about it.

How did it feel to get out of the rain?

[ashbury]

Knock knock...

"Who's there?"

"Sam & Janet."

"Sam & Janet who?"

Sam & Janet proceed to break into tears as their grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember them.

[ashbury]

How did it feel to get out of the rain?

Good, I guess. It felt good.

[wsnydes]

 

Good, I guess. It felt good.

Go by way of Ventura Highway?

[twinsnorth49]

 

I guess if you go to Wayzata and keep going far enough west, you do come back to Toronto.

Remind me not to ask you for directions anywhere.

[USAFChief]

 

"Who's there?"

"Sam & Janet."

"Sam & Janet who?"

Sam & Janet proceed to break into tears as their grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember them.

Alzheimers jokes are the best!

[scottz]

Good, I guess. It felt good.

Anyone ever there to give you any pain?

[twinsnorth49]

 

Go by way of Ventura Highway?

Man's road probably.

[ashbury]

Remind me not to ask you for directions anywhere.

That'll teach me. Try and help Chief out with his geography? Sheesh.

[Craig Arko]

While away those hours waiting for Spring...

 

Worldwide streaming radio. I'm playing smooth jazz from London.

 

http://radio.garden

[wsnydes]

 

That'll teach me. Try and help Chief out with his geography? Sheesh.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AyQ0/mastercard-world-geography-expert-featuring-ian-poulter  

[Vanimal46]

 

No, Van.  We did not.  Please, do tell.

It's okay. The kid woke up. 

[Vanimal46]

 

Alzheimers jokes are the best!

They're really hard to remember, though. 

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

It's okay. The kid woke up. 

Timing is everything. 

[Blake]

 

Anyone ever there to give you any pain?

That would be the MN Twins.

[Vanimal46]

 

Timing is everything. 

Yeah not my best effort... A call and lunch put a damper on the timing. 

[Vanimal46]

 

Knock knock...

Speaking of, did you hear about the guy that invented the knock knock joke?


He won the "no-bell" prize..... 
 

[Vanimal46]

What do you call it when a prisoner takes a mug shot of himself? 

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

What do you call it when a prisoner takes a mug shot of himself? 

Cell-fie. Got any more brain busters?

[wsnydes]

 

What do you call it when a prisoner takes a mug shot of himself? 

Cellfie?