Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 8/31/16 @ 6:10pm CST

[Squirrel]

 

Yes.

 

 

 

/chief

Concur.

 

 

 

/chief

[ashbury]

Then what's all this about?

QED. You might want to publish your findings in a major journal.

[Platoon]

http://familymatters.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/openmouthinsertfoot.jpg

I can refer you to an excellent oral orthopedist!

[Vanimal46]

At least they'd have a good defense.

Snepp, let me introduce myself. I'm Vanimal. Little did you know you were working under cover last year to uncover Moderator Gate 2015.

 

How does it feel to be back in civilian life?

[HitInAPinch]

Bullpen up yet?

[snepp]

 

Snepp, let me introduce myself. I'm Vanimal. Little did you know you were working under cover last year to uncover Moderator Gate 2015.

How does it feel to be back in civilian life?

 

I remember nothing. I'm convinced that the CIA erased my memory.

[Vanimal46]

We should have someone do a superlatives thread. You know, stuff like...

Most likely to play tennis: ChiTown

Most likely to break hip: Chief

Most likely to be eaten by a friendly bear: Van

Least likely to be able to read small print on a menu: Chief.

 

Stuff like that.

Most likely to get locked in a storage shed while the big game is going on: Dinger

[Pardon My Dinger]

Prediction: dean will not "keep Napoli in the infield."

[Pardon My Dinger]

Most likely to get locked in a storage shed while the big game is going on: Dinger

Little help here!

[Vanimal46]

I remember nothing. I'm convinced that the CIA erased my memory.

That's the correct answer. You remember Will Smith shining that metal object in front of your face?

[twinsnorth49]

Most likely to get stuffed in a locker while the big game is going on: Dinger

FTFY

[HitInAPinch]

 

I remember nothing. I'm convinced that the CIA erased my memory.

the Culinary Institute of America erased your memory??  My god our government is evil.......

[operation mindcrime]

Prediction: dean will not "keep Napoli in the infield."

You were wrong!

[Rosterman]

A Tribute and a Toast to You! It is fun to ramble and try and put thoughts together on the game and team we really all do love!

[Pardon My Dinger]

FTFY

Most likely to 'hose': North.

[operation mindcrime]

Stand up for your players Molitor!

[Pardon My Dinger]

You were wrong!

\m/

[Vanimal46]

I don't care how this game goes. Today was a good day. New pizza place opened up down the street from my apartment. Screwed up the order. Free beer and pizza! The best kind of pizza is FREE pizza!

[ashbury]

That's the correct answer. You remember Will Smith shining that metal object in front of your face?

If he does, then it didn't work.

[Aggies7]

Why not just leave him in at this point?

[Squirrel]

Lol ... listening to Cleveland announcers say Chargois

[Platoon]

That's the correct answer. You remember Will Smith shining that metal object in front of your face?

At the risk of making your ap sarcasm alarm beep uncontrollably, you do realize if he remembered Will and the shiny thing, it didn't work.

[snepp]

 

the Culinary Institute of America erased your memory??  My god our government is evil.......

 

Once they got a taste of my cooking "skills" I likely left them no choice.

[D. Hocking]

 

I remember nothing. I'm convinced that the CIA erased my memory.

 

Do you know if they can do that with specific memories, like maybe 5 out of the last 6 baseball seasons? If they could only erase the current one, I could live with that.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Most like-ly: RB.

[Squirrel]

Okay ... I'm out ... 

[operation mindcrime]

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[Aggies7]

How many times does the bullpen need to prove it is utter rubbish before were so quick to go to it?

[HitInAPinch]

well, Chargois can throw strikes......

[Aggies7]

Who scouted and signed our relievers and does that person still have a job?