Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted August 6, 2016 Author Posted August 6, 2016 Just looked it up: would you believe that Molitor led Harvey's Wallbangers in sacrifices? You type in a great Maxwell Smart accent. LaBombo, ashbury, wsnydes and 1 other 4
LaBombo Verified Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) SANO!!!!! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h1nXTNvEuf8/VhP3vTcrhEI/AAAAAAAACv8/Z635i14gU0U/s1600/yipeeee_snoopy.giftold you he could still do it! Real Alec Baldwin in this looks to me like Herman Munster trying to avoid stepping in dog poo. Edited August 6, 2016 by LaBombo ashbury, USAFChief, Riverbrian and 1 other 4
big dog Verified Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 I'm currently at a bar where the game of the night is "Chicken S*** Bingo". There are live chickens here and a big playpen with a bingo board set up. If said chicken s's on your number, mark it down. It's the simple things in life! How's the game?I was gonna ask you how Texas was, but you've just answered my question. Vanimal46, Riverbrian, Craig Arko and 3 others 6
Guest Guests Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 You people are easily perturbed.Twins fans. Get to know 'em!
ashbury Verified Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 I shouldn't be in one to begin with.And yet, there you are. Relax friend. We're all pals here, and we've all made a faw paw at one time or another.Said another way, every pitcher gets tagged with the occasional unearned run. Riverbrian, wsnydes and USAFChief 3
dgwills Provisional Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 I really hope the Rays put in Jepson. He owes us a few easy runs ashbury, Riverbrian, wsnydes and 3 others 6
Guest Guests Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 You type in a great Maxwell Smart accent. Thanks, Chief, er, Brian.
ashbury Verified Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 Indeed. My wife has been gone three weeks and I already need new glasses :-)TMI, TYVM. Well I do wear glasses.Ah, we're playing the Punchline Game, are we? jimmer and Riverbrian 2
ScrapTheNickname Provisional Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 Little something I learned in the military: First rule of holes is, when you're in one, stop digging.But if you're carrying a load of rice crispies how do you stop?! USAFChief, Aggies7, LaBombo and 2 others 5
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 We got a lead. And a bullpen. Life is good, eh? USAFChief, Willihammer, Riverbrian and 2 others 5
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 We are so close to leapfrogging a few teams in terms of winning percentage. BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR DRAFT POSITION Riverbrian and Willihammer 2
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 Thanks, Chief, er, Brian.Well played sir. ashbury and Riverbrian 2
dgwills Provisional Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 We are so close to leapfrogging a few teams in terms of winning percentage.BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR DRAFT POSITIONSome of those teams a pretty pathetic. They're pretty tough to not beat Aggies7, Willihammer and USAFChief 3
Craig Arko Old-Timey Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 We are so close to leapfrogging a few teams in terms of winning percentage.BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR DRAFT POSITIONDownward Dog. Aggies7, ashbury, LaBombo and 2 others 5
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted August 6, 2016 Author Posted August 6, 2016 Lol but literally that's not what I was doing at all...chief said something about a poster named Ash and I made a joke that I was disappointed Ash meant ashburyjohn and not a female twins fan.Had nothing to do with women not understanding baseball.You people are easily perturbed. Not true because... We don't understand what perturbed means. jimmer, HitInAPinch and USAFChief 3
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 I was gonna ask you how Texas was, but you've just answered my question.Not to repeat myself from the election thread...well, OK, exactly to repeat myself...Vanimal's not in Texas, he's in Austin. LaBombo, big dog, HitInAPinch and 3 others 6
HitInAPinch Verified Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 SANO!!!!! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h1nXTNvEuf8/VhP3vTcrhEI/AAAAAAAACv8/Z635i14gU0U/s1600/yipeeee_snoopy.giftold you he could still do it! Real Alec Baldwin in this looks to me like Herman Munster trying to avoid stepping in dog poo. USAFChief, Riverbrian, Willihammer and 2 others 5
ScrapTheNickname Provisional Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 I like how the Tampa Bay announcers/commentators don't complain about balls or strikes that are close or even wrong. I'm sure Hawk is watching and learning. big dog and ashbury 2
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 Not true because... We don't understand what perturbed means. Possibly true. How would we know? Riverbrian and ashbury 2
jimmer Verified Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 giving away more outs. Willihammer and dgwills 2
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 Some nerd numbers.. On June 1...82 twins: 12-4016 twins: 15-37 On August 5:82 twins: 38-70 (26-30)16 twins: 43-65* (28-28) BEST TURNAROUND EVER?! USAFChief, Willihammer and LaBombo 3
HitInAPinch Verified Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 Not true because... We don't understand what perturbed means. http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-rest-rest-perturbed-spirit-william-shakespeare-310337.jpg USAFChief, LaBombo and Riverbrian 3
big dog Verified Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 That was a nice bunt by Dozier...which I do not support. Willihammer, USAFChief, Platoon and 2 others 5
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 Mauer is outrageous rn dgwills and jimmer 2
jimmer Verified Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 that's what TB gets for not setting up the double play!
Guest Guests Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 Not true because... We don't understand what perturbed means. Isn't it the average number of turbans owned per Twins Daily reader?
dgwills Provisional Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 Mauer! So hot right now jimmer, Willihammer and USAFChief 3
jimmer Verified Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) Bremer said Rays must may been paying attention to what Kepler did in Cleveland. That's why they didn't walk Joe. Um, what about what Joe did in Cleveland, Dick?! Edited August 6, 2016 by jimmer dgwills, Platoon and big dog 3
ScrapTheNickname Provisional Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 If the Twins hang on to win they will be 19-11 in their last 30 games, good for a winning percentage of .633. Winning is funner than losing. big dog and dbminn 2
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 Kepler's dad is so the sprockets guy USAFChief, dbminn, Riverbrian and 3 others 6
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