Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 8/5 @ 6:10pm CT

[Willihammer]

Haha the Rays giveaway to kids 14 and under... I always wanted one of these when I was a lad

 

 

[ashbury]

What do we think, TD. Does this Snell kid have a future?

It's unfair when he throws a changeup to Kepler, what with the name and all.

 

/ ok, ok, schnell. I tried.

[USAFChief]

Molitor:  genius.

[Riverbrian]

How bout that Managin!!!

[Willihammer]

Buxton has to feel about 2 foot tall about now.

[Aggies7]

Buxton would've hit that

[dgwills]

Rosario!!!

[HitInAPinch]

ROSARIO HOMER  !!!!

[Platoon]

So we're going to beat the good teams and lose to the bad teams.

Lol good joke, twins. Everything is upside down face

That would be youthful, offense oriented baseball for you.

[Guest]

How bout that Managin!!!

Giving up an out to get someone to second sure helps the guy score on a homer.

[ashbury]

Oh, you're the Ash he was referring to? I was hoping there was a 20some year old hot single female twins fan on these forums that was looking for a slightly below average looking single male twins fan.

That's my other account. Expect a PM.

[Willihammer]

Thank god we sac bunted the runner over first.

[dgwills]

Buxton has to feel about 2 foot tall about now.

The games he hit after the pitcher were probably worse

[USAFChief]

 

It's unfair when he throws a changeup to Kepler, what with the name and all.

 

/ ok, ok, schnell. I tried.

DU BIST VERBANNT!!

[big dog]

Very glad to see Molly finally pinch-hit for someone in a key situation.  Instead of pinch-running for Sano with Santana.

[big dog]

Ervin's got this.

[Riverbrian]

 

Giving up an out to get someone to second sure helps the guy score on a homer.

 

Yeah... I know

 

You and I are on the same page. 

 

Molitor is the MAN!!!

[USAFChief]

 

Giving up an out to get someone to second sure helps the guy score on a homer.

Molitor:  "See, smart ass internet geeks?  It worked."

[Guest]

Buxton has to feel about 2 foot tall about now.

Now he has a little time to scan the Internet for apartments in Rochester.

[ashbury]

Giving up an out to get someone to second sure helps the guy score on a homer.

[jimmer]

Sano would have caught that foul ball :-)

[formerly33]

 

Oh, you're the Ash he was referring to? I was hoping there was a 20some year old hot single female twins fan on these forums that was looking for a slightly below average looking single male twins fan.

There's a 19 yr old hot single female Twins fan here looking to remain single who objects to slightly below average looking single male twins fans associating a lack of understanding about the game with good looking females.

 

Goodnight.

 

:3

[USAFChief]

Cue "Buxton catches that" posts.

[Aggies7]

There's a 19 yr old hot single female Twins fan here looking to remain single who objects to slightly below average looking single male twins fans associating a lack of understanding about the game with good looking females.

 

Goodnight.

 

:3

Haha that's not what I meant at all....

[Guest]

Yeah... I know

 

You and I are on the same page. 

 

Molitor is the MAN!!!

Just looked it up: would you believe that Molitor led Harvey's Wallbangers in sacrifices?

[USAFChief]

 

There's a 19 yr old hot single female Twins fan here looking to remain single who objects to slightly below average looking single male twins fans associating a lack of understanding about the game with good looking females.

 

Goodnight.

 

:3

Not to worry.  I'm proof positive you needn't be good looking to own a lack of understanding.

[Vanimal46]

I'm currently at a bar where the game of the night is "Chicken S*** Bingo". There are live chickens here and a big playpen with a bingo board set up. If said chicken s's on your number, mark it down. It's the simple things in life! How's the game?

[USAFChief]

 

Just looked it up: would you believe that Molitor led Harvey's Wallbangers in sacrifices?

Human or animal?

[Willihammer]

 

There's a 19 yr old hot single female Twins fan here looking to remain single who objects to slightly below average looking single male twins fans associating a lack of understanding about the game with good looking females.

 

Goodnight.

 

:3

Eh hem. What if a well below average looking male made that association?

 

http://media3.giphy.com/media/RytO3f9CSqL2U/giphy.gif

[Aggies7]

I'm currently at a bar where the game of the night is "Chicken S*** Bingo". There are live chickens here and a big playpen with a bingo board set up. If said chicken s's on your number, mark it down. It's the simple things in life! How's the game?

That's called a cow flop here. And it's obviously played with cows.