Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 5/25/16 @ 12:10 PM CT

[Shane Wahl]

I step away for thirty minutes. What the hell?

 

[twinsnorth49]

Boshears my ass.....................it's Boshrrrrs.

[jimbo92107]

Hitting is fun when the pitcher stays middle out all day.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Why can't we have nice things. 

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[Blake]

 

I step away for thirty minutes. What the hell?

I stepped away for 15. Wow. 

 

 

[USAFChief]

 

I step away for thirty minutes. What the hell?

you had like 25 minutes too much time, too.

[Aggies7]

The twins DQ hats are back. That's DQ as is "disqualified", as in "from the playoffs"

[twinsnorth49]

Butera'ed!!!

 

 

[kusko_andy]

The Twins suck at everything.  Everything.  I'm so tired of this crap. 

[Jham]

 

I started watching this inning and was pleasantly surprised by 3-0. Within minutes, 3-3.

 

Guys... is this my fault?

Only if you were expecting something different to happen.
 

[70charger]

YOU BLEW IT!!!!!!!

I read this in Adam Sandler's voice.

[Riverbrian]

 

I step away for thirty minutes. What the hell?

 

I didn't step away.

 

I stayed here and absorbed it for you. 

[twinsnorth49]

 

The Twins suck at everything.  Everything.  I'm so tired of this crap. 

If you don't want to completely exhaust yourself, you might want to walk away.

[HitInAPinch]

 

The twins DQ hats are back. That's DQ as is "disqualified", as in "from the playoffs"

Eeesshhh! Try again!

[Aggies7]

I think, in all seriousness, 110-120 losses is very, very attainable for this bunch. Hard to believe it wasn't even this bad when it was supposed to be.

[JaleelWhite FanClub]

 

Is it just me or does Allen only go to the mound AFTER the damage is done?

 

 

You can thank the manager for that.

[HitInAPinch]

Nice rap from Nunez  

 

 

[twinsnorth49]

Butera taketh away and giveth back.

 

Nuno!!!!

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

Who needs outfielders................amirite Terry?!

 

[USAFChief]

 

Is it just me or does Allen only go to the mound AFTER the damage is done?

 

Well....yeah.  Duh.

 

Why would you go out there before it's too late?  That'd be like...changing the oil in your car BEFORE the engine seizes up.  

 

Who does THAT??

[jimbo92107]

 

I didn't step away.

 

I stayed here and absorbed it for you. 

You took the hit, you did your time for the Family. That's gotta be worth money. 

[Riverbrian]

 

You took the hit, you did your time for the Family. That's gotta be worth money. 

 

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[HitInAPinch]

...and Dozier almost throws it away.   I've seen enough.

[jimbo92107]

Two great plays on one double play. Nunez with a nice spin-toss, then Park with a reach, then a good tag. These guys are battling. I do give them credit for that. 

[twinsnorth49]

 

 

[jimbo92107]

Dick wants it so bad for Sano to make his prediction right... 

[jimbo92107]

Dick got his wish!!!!!!!!!!

[Riverbrian]

Cool

 

Just had to take Sano out of my fantasy lineup and his problem is solved. 

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Two great plays on one double play. Nunez with a nice spin-toss, then Park with a reach, then a good tag. These guys are battling. I do give them credit for that. 

 

They want the season to end just as fast as we do.

[twinsnorth49]

Trade him.