Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 5/25/16 @ 12:10 PM CT

[Blake]

 

Zuke 3 k's, well that's what you get with a no hit all glove...wait, what are we getting with Zuke?

I especially liked the part where Zuke let the thigh high breaking ball float over the inside corner and then swung at the low and away pitch.

[wsnydes]

 

I especially liked the part where Zuke let the thigh high breaking ball float over the inside corner and then swung at the low and away pitch.

He's just bating the pitcher for his next at bat.

[gocgo]

Boy am I eager to see how the bullpen will blow this.

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

Boy am I eager to see how the bullpen will blow this.

*fart noise*

[twinsnorth49]

 

Hah, Twinsnorth is still hanging around. And he said he'd show himself out. Well, okay, Twinsnorth probably got lost on his way out, so there's that.

[Circus Boy]

 

Entertaining game and thread. Thank you all!

 

Oh, and hey, I didn't get a like out of RB.

[wsnydes]

 

Boy am I eager to see how the bullpen will blow this.

Maybe for something different, Moli lets Duffey throw 9 innings.

[James]

 

I write 'Dick got his wish,' and nobody bites on it. What gives?

Sorry.  I was away from the computer.  

 

Here you go:

[USAFChief]

Nunez drops down a bunt with 2 outs?

 

Fine his ass.

[scottz]

This might be a little off thread, but Robbie Grossman: Minnesota Twins 2016 All-Star Representative? 0.444/.524/.722 (1.246 OPS).

 

Three year extension. Grinder. PAY THAT MAN HIS MONEY.

[Winston Smith]

If I were Duffy I wouldn't like my chances for picking up a win.

[bird]

 

How many dicks are there?

 

 

Man alive. I just sped-read the last three dozen posts and thought I'd opened some really bad erotic "literature"

[wsnydes]

 

If I were Duffy I wouldn't like my chances for picking up a win.

As a Twins fan, I feel the same way.

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

Man alive. I just sped-read the last three dozen posts and thought I'd opened some really bad erotic "literature"

Oh, calm down! There's nothing literate about this thread. 

[jimbo92107]

 

Man alive. I just sped-read the last three dozen posts and thought I'd opened some really bad erotic "literature"

I know and I'm sorry. Too many Dick jokes; I'm cutting myself off.

[wsnydes]

 

I know and I'm sorry. Too many Dick jokes; I'm cutting myself off.

That's getting a bit drastic isn't it?

[James]

 

I know and I'm sorry. Too many Dick jokes; I'm cutting myself off.

[jimbo92107]

 

That's getting a bit drastic isn't it?

Damn! It's too easy, I can't stop! They just keep coming! 

[HitInAPinch]

 

I know and I'm sorry. Too many Dick jokes; I'm cutting myself off.

Thank you for protecting the human genome pool   

[nicksaviking]

 

Man alive. I just sped-read the last three dozen posts and thought I'd opened some really bad erotic "literature"

 

You mean good erotic literature, right?

[wsnydes]

I think my TV is messed up again.

[jimbo92107]

Thank you Byung Ho Park. Finally, something else to talk about...

[Pardon My Dinger]

I'm beginning to feel uncomfortable. 

[HitInAPinch]

DANG!!  and Sano scores from 2nd!  DANG!!

[jimbo92107]

 

DANG!!  and Sano scores from 2nd!  DANG!!

For a big guy, he moves really well.

 

No, not again...!

[HitInAPinch]

 

For a big guy, he moves really well.

 

No, not again...!

he does look a bit thinner....

[twinsnorth49]

 

I'm beginning to feel uncomfortable. 

Pssshhh.....Boshers has this........or Jepsen................or both.

 

 

Hmm, I see what you mean.

[jimbo92107]

Okay, from now on when I start to write innuendo, I'll just say, "Ni."

[Pardon My Dinger]

Oh, why did it have to be Byung Ho? Why today? 

[twinsnorth49]

 

he does look a bit thinner....

Does Sano look thinner, or does Reusse just look dumber?