Article: Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 5/23 @ 7:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

Nolasco is dog doody

[twinssporto]

Q:  What does a Royals fan and a bottle of beer have in common?

 

A:  They're both empty from the neck up

[formerly33]

 

Ryan Hair.jpg

I'm not Riverbrian, but he needs a tricorn.

[amjgt]

Great D

[Aggies7]

7 hits, 7 outs recorded. That's like a whole home stand worth of hits for us.

[Riverbrian]

 

The only bar in EGF I remember going to was Goldie's. This was in 1974

 

Back in the 80's it was Whitey's... The Antique and The Bridge and The Spud and Shenanigans. 

[Aggies7]

Trevor may getting loose lol

[twinssporto]

 

Nolasco is dog doody

 

I'd keep him in a little longer.  At least until another 5 runs come in.

[Riverbrian]

 

Q:  What does a Royals fan and a bottle of beer have in common?

 

A:  They're both empty from the neck up

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[Aggies7]

I can't believe all the money spent on the simply atrocious starting pitchers that the twins have.

[HitInAPinch]

Bert laying it on the starting pitchers!! 

[operation mindcrime]

Toiling

[Aggies7]

Bert laying it on the starting pitchers!!

 

I wish we could hear what he really thinks. You can hear how badly he wants to explode.

[Platoon]

Back in the 80's it was Whitey's... The Antique and The Bridge and The Spud and Shenanigans.

 

You seem a walking Wikipedia of EGF nightspots!

[David HK]

Nobody, but nobody, can tell me Alex Meyer's start in Houston was worse than this.  Nobody.  Especially not Molly.

[operation mindcrime]

It's about time!

[Riverbrian]

 

You seem a walking Wikipedia of EGF nightspots!

 

Back in the 80's... I was a crawling Wikipedia of EGF nightspots. 

 

It was usually Tea Night somewhere. 

[HitInAPinch]

Tom Kelly's cat:

 

[Aggies7]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[amjgt]

Trevor may getting loose lol

I'll be honest... I thought you were being cheeky.

[mikeee]

circle me bert.

[Aggies7]

Leaderless

Talentless

Coachless

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

I can't believe all the money spent on the simply atrocious starting pitchers that the twins have.

Hindsight, buddy. 

 

Hindsight.

[nicksaviking]

Let's stretch out May!

[Aggies7]

I'll be honest... I thought you were being cheeky.

No. Hey at least we'll see some dingers. Being singled to death is boring

[DrNeau]

I feel bad for Molitor. 

[twinssporto]

 

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Good point.  I'll post the punch line after every Twins pitching change.  That will take a little longer than our 3 up 3 down hitting.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

How bout a keyboard in front of him and with a little Brian Dozier standing on it. 

[kusko_andy]

Is anybody else hoping for a 2003-Tigers-type of season at this point, just so we can say we were witness to something historic?

[Aggies7]

Hindsight, buddy. 

 

Hindsight.

With the foresight of magoo.