Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers, 5/16@6:10pm CT

[Bark's Lounge]

It's looking like the battle of the bulge. Nazi Detroit is making a grandiose final attack, but the Allie Twins are starting to turn back the tide. Something like that, kind of, sort of, maybe... no, not really.

[HitInAPinch]

Hello Mr. Ryan.  Nice to have you hanging out.

 

Er, I didn't mean it that way....

[formerly33]

 

Record? I doubt if anything will ever be more verbose than my Gardy Boys thread starter last year.

You're in third place, but I (who slipped down to second place today) was busted for taking PED's and RB had ChiTown's assistance, so a lot of people don't like us.

 

However, God knows I'm a Hall of Famer.

Edited May 17, 2016 by always33

[Riverbrian]

 

Dick Bremer: That was about five-hundred-seven-twenty pounds

 

Might be the early leader for best post of the game thread tonight. 

[jimbo92107]

The infield dirt is really wet. The ball is squirting like a nervous octopus.

[spinowner]

 

Dick Bremer: That was about five-hundred-seven-twenty pounds

 

 

Might be the early leader for best post of the game thread tonight. 

All credit goes to Mr. Bremer.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

You're only in third place, but I was busted for taking PED's and RB had ChiTown's assistance, so a lot of people don't like us.

 

God knows I'm a Hall of Famer.

Delusions of grandeur kid, delusions of grandeur.

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[DiscGolfer]

ha, and things are falling apart for Detroit

[jimbo92107]

Nice pitching by Pat Dean. 

 

Batter tossed... Oh heck, they cut to commercial just as the manager was blowing a neck vein. I'll assume he's tossed, too. 

 

I was about to be sorry for watching this game. Now, I'm glad to be here. We got hubbub, ruckus, and a little French soup can of hullabaloo! 

Edited May 17, 2016 by jimbo92107

[Aggies7]

Love the uncensored argument mlb tv aired

[CampQ]

Mlb tv app had a hot mic on that Ausmus exchange with the home plate ump. Made Bryce Harper look pretty tame in comparison

[ashbury]

Woah. Did anybody else get an earful when the TV feed was supposed to go to commercial but the director apparently left the audio on for the diatribe Ausmus went on with the ump?

[Riverbrian]

 

ha, and things are falling apart for Detroit

 

First the car industry and now this. 

[Blake]

So, over/under on the total final score? I'm going with 25.

[Blake]

 

Woah. Did anybody else get an earful when the TV feed was supposed to go to commercial but the director apparently left the audio on for the diatribe Ausmus went on with the ump?

Yep. Yay MLB.tv

[Riverbrian]

I didn't... Do you have a transcript? 

[formerly33]

 

Delusions of grandeur kid, delusions of grandeur.

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Heh ... I wonder how I'd poll if I set up a thread in the SB.

 

"Always33-'God knows I'm a hall of famer'. True despite her steroid use?
"Y-one of best | Not sure | N-invalidates"

 

Goodness, the grammar/punctuation in that ad. Sigh ...

[Vanimal46]

I tuned out when it was 8-0. Clearly that was a terrible choice tonight...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Might be the early leader for best post of the game thread tonight. 

Dick already won yesterday's thread if I recall, so no.

[DiscGolfer]

That was a poor Tori impersonation

[Twinsbar107]

I tuned out when it was 8-0. Clearly that was a terrible choice tonight...

No kidding of all the games this year.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

I tuned out when it was 8-0. Clearly that was a terrible choice tonight...

Me too at 8-2..

 

guessing it's safe to come back??

[USAFChief]

 

Might be the early leader for best post of the game thread tonight. 

If that holds, I believe that'd be back to back wins for Dick.

 

...

 

People.  Pick up your game.  Sheesh.

[CampQ]

I didn't... Do you have a transcript?

 

I don't give a this, I don't give a this, I don't give a that, I don't give a that, I may have missed a what the or some dangling expletives

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

I didn't... Do you have a transcript? 

I'd rather read one you make up

[ashbury]

I didn't... Do you have a transcript? 

There were apparently two things that Ausmus didn't give, neither of which the TD posting software permits me to post. He kept repeating them in case the umpire was hard of hearing. Nice man to do that.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Please Twins.

 

Do not let Detroit come back from this!

 

Wait, what?

[DiscGolfer]

Hello Little Ceasars, can I get a double play here

[Aggies7]

I love seeing rookie pitchers hustle up to backup a base.

 

The vets just kind of saunter over.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Hello Little Ceasars, can I get a double play here

I think you maybe are asking the wrong people.