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Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Cleveland Indians 5-14 3:10 CDT

Vanimal46

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Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

Bark's Lounge

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Yep this is game thread #1. I should have hosted more and the Twins would be 162-0!

Let's get this one out of the way before you declare yourself the next Charlemagne. :)

Squirrel GOAT

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Jepsen makes me nervous.  More nervouse than a leftover jelly donut at a weight watchers meeting.

Yup ... yup ... and heeeeeeeere we go ... (yeah, yeah ... go peeeep someone else.)

ashbury GOAT

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Jepsen gets hammered ONLY when he makes bad pitches. I think if he would just cut down on those, he will have a good rest of the season.

 

/ trying to avoid negativity

Hrbowski Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Oh, we just need to play Cy Young winners more often. Keuchel and Kluber are the last two pitchers we have beat.

Negativity Police College Ball

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I must be gone now. Cry not for me. Hold on to the memory of what we accomplished here today. There’s a lesson to be learned in all of this, and I trust that each of you has taken heed.

 

 

It takes a big man to confront his demons, to accept failure, and to mitigate our hyperactive emotions, particularly in the arena of professional sport.

 

It takes a bigger man to suppress those emotions—to take them and shove them so far down into a handle of Evan Williams brand bourbon, that one no longer knows what day it is, nor what our record may be. It takes the biggest man to stand up to the negative nellies of the world and stuff all their sorry’s in a sack—to point fingers and call out the Randy Quaids from Major Leauge of the world.

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