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Vanimal46

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Officer Negative, Jimbo is having a bad reaction to LSD that is being negatively fueled by his/her guilt on the injustices of society, especially those caught in the muck. It is best to be accommodating and help this individual get through this tough tester of an experience. I also believe it can be related to Twins Baseball PTSD.

 

Let that be a lesson for you kids... don't use alcohol or drugs when watching the Twins.

Well, you can use alcohol, responsibly of course.

twinssporto St Paul Saints

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Didn't Centeno get the memo? Catchers don't hit homers and the Twins don't hit homers with runners on base.

This looks to me like a funny negative.  Ruling please.

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Let that be a lesson for you kids... don't use alcohol or drugs when watching the Twins.

Correct! 

 

Use both.

jimbo92107 Cedar Rapids Kernels

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Officer Negative, Jimbo is having a bad reaction to LSD that is being negatively fueled by his/her guilt on the injustices of society, especially those caught in the muck. It is best to be accommodating and help this individual get through this tough tester of an experience. I also believe it can be related to Twins Baseball PTSD.

 

Let that be a lesson for you kids... don't use alcohol or drugs when watching the Twins.

I have been told that drugs in my case would be redundant. Such is life. 

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Officer Negative, Jimbo is having a bad reaction to LSD that is being negatively fueled by his/her guilt on the injustices of society, especially those caught in the muck. It is best to be accommodating and help this individual get through this tough tester of an experience. I also believe it can be related to Twins Baseball PTSD.

 

Let that be a lesson for you kids... don't use alcohol or drugs when watching the Twins.

I appreciate the followup. I may not understand it, but I was a kid once too. Boy, i could wavy gravy with the best of 'em. I shouldn't do this, but...just make sure the kid gets home safely. Move along. 

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http://cdn1.images.videobash.com/photos/000/022/925/22925.jpg

 

Negativity Police.  Ever vigilant.

 

But open to negotiation.

Teflon FCL Twins

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One positive thing - the position players have more hot water for their showers since the starting pitchers are taking their showers earlier this year.

 

+ > -

 

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Everyone take a note from Mr. Vanimal. If you ever feel the urge to say something negative, go out and get totally butt-faced. You'll be the friendliest golldurn sonofagun either side of the Mississippi.

Just thought I'd mention, in case there are any educators out there: this is all straight from my new program for youngsters. It's called D.A.R.E.

 

Drink And Rethink Everything. 

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