Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Cleveland Indians 5-14 3:10 CDT

[jimbo92107]

Something odd going on here... The Twins are winning!

[Vanimal46]

Officer Negative, Jimbo is having a bad reaction to LSD that is being negatively fueled by his/her guilt on the injustices of society, especially those caught in the muck. It is best to be accommodating and help this individual get through this tough tester of an experience. I also believe it can be related to Twins Baseball PTSD.

 

Let that be a lesson for you kids... don't use alcohol or drugs when watching the Twins.

Well, you can use alcohol, responsibly of course.

[twinssporto]

 

Didn't Centeno get the memo? Catchers don't hit homers and the Twins don't hit homers with runners on base.

This looks to me like a funny negative.  Ruling please.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Well, you can use alcohol, responsibly of course.

Come on Van, I am a hypocrite. I don't follow the rules that I propose... geez.

[USAFChief]

 

 

 

Let that be a lesson for you kids... don't use alcohol or drugs when watching the Twins.

Correct! 

 

Use both.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I wasn't fishing for compliments, but it's nice to be noticed. ;-)

Hey, your doing better. Excellent!

[jimbo92107]

Officer Negative, Jimbo is having a bad reaction to LSD that is being negatively fueled by his/her guilt on the injustices of society, especially those caught in the muck. It is best to be accommodating and help this individual get through this tough tester of an experience. I also believe it can be related to Twins Baseball PTSD.

 

Let that be a lesson for you kids... don't use alcohol or drugs when watching the Twins.

I have been told that drugs in my case would be redundant. Such is life. 

[Negativity Police]

 

Officer Negative, Jimbo is having a bad reaction to LSD that is being negatively fueled by his/her guilt on the injustices of society, especially those caught in the muck. It is best to be accommodating and help this individual get through this tough tester of an experience. I also believe it can be related to Twins Baseball PTSD.

 

Let that be a lesson for you kids... don't use alcohol or drugs when watching the Twins.

I appreciate the followup. I may not understand it, but I was a kid once too. Boy, i could wavy gravy with the best of 'em. I shouldn't do this, but...just make sure the kid gets home safely. Move along. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Something odd going on here... The Twins are winning!

Not my fault!

[Negativity Police]

 

 

This looks to me like a funny negative.  Ruling please.

I'm going to look past this one. 

[Aggies7]

Santana needs to stay in. Throw the pitch count clicker away.

[twinssporto]

 

Correct! 

 

Use both.

Do you take drugs Danny?  "everyday", so what seems to be the problem?

 

 

[HitInAPinch]

er, is Centeno calling the game himself? 

[formerly33]

 

( ... )

Uh-oh. Here we go again.

[USAFChief]

 

I got nothin'

[Negativity Police]

 

Uh-oh. Here we go again.

Don't you dare look at me cockeyed. Strike one. 

[Craig Arko]

Do you take drugs Danny?  "everyday", so what seems to be the problem?

 

[USAFChief]

Poor Joe Mauer.  He never has any opportunities to drive in runs.

[formerly33]

 

Don't you dare look at me cockeyed. Strike one. 

Thanks Bruno. I followed your advice and homered!

[twinssporto]

UP 3!!!!!  This is unreal!  I got goose bumps.

[USAFChief]

http://cdn1.images.videobash.com/photos/000/022/925/22925.jpg

 

Negativity Police.  Ever vigilant.

 

But open to negotiation.

[Negativity Police]

 

UP 3!!!!!  This is unreal!  I got goose bumps.

That is the power of positivity. I hope you all learned something this afternoon. 

[twinssporto]

 

That is the power of positivity. I hope you all learned something this afternoon. 

Our bullpen is going to shut this game down!

[HitInAPinch]

 

UP 3!!!!!  This is unreal!  I got goose bumps.

Hope it's enough....

[Teflon]

One positive thing - the position players have more hot water for their showers since the starting pitchers are taking their showers earlier this year.

 

+ > -

 

[twinssporto]

 

Our bullpen is going to shut this game down!

I better get 100 likes on that one.

[formerly33]

 

Park, you can't take walks. You need to swing. Always.

At your service, sir. How may I help you today?

[Negativity Police]

 

Everyone take a note from Mr. Vanimal. If you ever feel the urge to say something negative, go out and get totally butt-faced. You'll be the friendliest golldurn sonofagun either side of the Mississippi.

Just thought I'd mention, in case there are any educators out there: this is all straight from my new program for youngsters. It's called D.A.R.E.

 

Drink And Rethink Everything. 

[twinssporto]

 

I better get 100 likes on that one.

The silence is deafening.  

[Negativity Police]

 

I better get 100 likes on that one.

There ya' go. That's two from me. I like your style.