Game Thread: Twins vs Orioles, 5/10/16 @ 7:10 PM CT

[David HK]

Arcia-  grace in motion,  got the job done.

[Aggies7]

May getting knocked around.

[Aggies7]

Twins pitchers never seen a spot they wanted to hit.

[jimmer]

scoreless inning for May

[Platoon]

The Twins are consistent in their use of May. They pitch him when behind, when tied, and when ahead. He might have more innings than some starters!

[Riverbrian]

 

I remember waiting for the pterodactyl to overfly the town square and drop a small granite tablet with a 'W' or an 'L' on it 4 hours after the game was over.

 

Edit:   And yes,   you're right,  whoever was about to post it:   being hit in the head by falling chunks of granite explains a lot about 'crazy old LaBombo'.

 

Tis but a scratch... Right Bombo?

[LaBombo]

 

Man, the heat just keeps on coming out of the O's pen.  95 upstairs, whew... 

Where are our guys like this?

 

[LaBombo]

 

Tis but a scratch... Right Bombo?

 

Bombo fine.   Bombo lips taste salty.    Bombo catch more rocks now.

[David HK]

I want Sano to eat this guy alive right here.

 

 

1 minute later, edited version:

 

 

[Aggies7]

Sano call anyone?

[DaveW]

 

Heh... and just as Dave W brings it up, Caps score, and still on PPlay

At this point, I am rooting for the Caps to win it all, Ovi is an all time great player, all time great players deserve at least one championship. Might as well happen in a year where I could literally care less about every other team left. (SJ winning wouldn't be too bad either IMO)

[Aggies7]

We need sano's bat in the lineup. We'll take the shoddy defense in right as a trade off.

 

Orrrr?

[Pardon My Dinger]

At this point, I am rooting for the Caps to win it all, Ovi is an all time great player, all time great players deserve at least one championship. Might as well happen in a year where I could literally care less about every other team left. (SJ winning wouldn't be too bad either IMO)

So, Sharks vs. Blues...they both lose, right?

[DiscGolfer]

3 of the Twins 8 wins are by walk off

[Pardon My Dinger]

Oh, hey. Jepsen. Gotta go!

[LaBombo]

 

I want Sano to eat this guy alive right here.

 

Miguel wants you to know that he's sorry that he let you down,   and also that in order to make it up to you,    after the game he's going to eat a whole package of Keebler Fudge Stripes.

 

And a cow.

[Riverbrian]

 

 

Bombo fine.   Bombo lips taste salty.    Bombo catch more rocks now.

 

Both of us multiple head injury survivors have to stick together. 

[Aggies7]

Well, jepsen is in.

[David HK]

 

At this point, I am rooting for the Caps to win it all, Ovi is an all time great player, all time great players deserve at least one championship. Might as well happen in a year where I could literally care less about every other team left. (SJ winning wouldn't be too bad either IMO)

Plus, I just noticed my old college roomie's kid is on D for the Caps- Taylor Chorney, so I'm going all in for them, too!  

 

[LaBombo]

 

Sano call anyone?

 

Straight to voicemail.     All the cel towers in the Twins Cities blew down after that last cut at the high heat.

[DaveW]

 

So, Sharks vs. Blues...they both lose, right?

I hate hate hate the Blues, but I hate hate hate hate the Stars. I have respect for San Jose though, I sat next to one of their D men a few years ago at a wedding, he was cool and his "date" was a solid Blonde "10" who actually had a very jealous (looking back, probably for good reason) boyfriend back in LA at the time. Also the Sharks choke just like Minnesota teams, so they know/feel/understand our pain.

 

Capital fans are real scumbags, but Ovi deserves his cup. Pittsburgh has enough cups, and frankly who cares about Nashville or Tampa freaking Bay, neither city should have an NHL team!

[Riverbrian]

 

At this point, I am rooting for the Caps to win it all, Ovi is an all time great player, all time great players deserve at least one championship. Might as well happen in a year where I could literally care less about every other team left. (SJ winning wouldn't be too bad either IMO)

 

I'm gonna half heartedly cheer for the Blues. Best Logo in Sports and I tried to become a Blues Fan when the North Stars left. 

 

I tried to be a Blues Fan but I couldn't watch any games consistently so it didn't take. 

[Aggies7]

Good lord, that pitch was 18 inches outside.

[Aggies7]

So jepsen has missed his spots by feet and somehow has two outs.

[Riverbrian]

 

Miguel wants you to know that he's sorry that he let you down,   and also that in order to make it up to you,    after the game he's going to eat a whole package of Keebler Fudge Stripes.

 

And a cow.

 

Did you know that a serving size is two cookies. 

 

So... I may overdue it a bit when I down a sleeve. 

[DaveW]

 

I'm gonna half heartedly cheer for the Blues. Best Logo in Sports and I tried to become a Blues Fan when the North Stars left. 

 

I tried to be a Blues Fan but I couldn't watch any games consistently so it didn't take. 

I prefer the Red Wings logo myself, but to each their own.

 

IMO the Whalers have the best logo of all time, ever. Along with the best goal song, all time, ever.

[LaBombo]

 

 

Both of us multiple head injury survivors have to stick together. 

 

Bombo friend of all head bonk man who not root for White Feet baseball team.

[spinowner]

Give that man a contract!

 

[SirLoin]

Assuming Jepsen doesn't crap the bed here....Walk off Park Bang.

[DiscGolfer]

Best defensive play by the ball boy