Game Thread: Twins @ Royals 4/10 1:15PM

[Lee-The-Twins-Fan]

A walk. All Right!!

[OrangeKicks]

Grand Salami Park?

[ScrapTheNickname]

"Park Parks It!"

[Lee-The-Twins-Fan]

Time for Park to park one!!!

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Time for Park to park one!!!

I'll never say it again.

[OrangeKicks]

 

Grand Salami Park?

No.

[Lee-The-Twins-Fan]

I'm so disappointed. Bases loaded, and we couldn't score.

[twinsnorth49]

No Parking

[Squirrel]

It's not uncommon to give a callup day or two with the team before putting him in. We could see him in later innings. My guess would be Tuesday to start.

Yup.

[Danchat]

That was a great at-bat by Kepler. Rosario and Buxton better watch out... or Kepler is going to walk all over them. (get it? - "walk" -as in Buxton and Rosario don't have any walks!)

[twinsnorth49]

Yup.

is this the new thing, replying to ourselves?

[Squirrel]

Jepsen needs to get rid of the red glove. It looks like what a 4-year-old unwraps on Christmas morning.

Doesn't Santana have a red glove, too?

[Darius]

Kepler strolls in and is the team's most disciplined hitter (aside from Mauer).

[stringer bell]

Concerned, but not nervous.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

No Parking

Like Park getting his strike outs out of the way early

So we must get out bad Park puns out of the way early

[Darius]

That was a great at-bat by Kepler. Rosario and Buxton better watch out... or Kepler is going to walk all over them. (get it? - "walk" -as in Buxton and Rosario don't have any walks!)

As long as TR is in charge, it wouldnt matter if Kepler hit four grand slams today.

[Squirrel]

is this the new thing, replying to ourselves?

Nope

[Hrbowski]

Rosario likes triples.

[OrangeKicks]

0-6.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Concerned, but not nervous.

Nervous ...

[NorthwestTwinsFan]

Welp, here we go

[Darius]

What is with this team and diving for balls they can't catch?

 

Rosario is just an awful player.

[Ultima Ratio]

With a steel studded bullpen, who could have seen this coming?  Oh, and about standing Buxton at second with no outs.  Turrrrible.

[Lee-The-Twins-Fan]

Cain singles. Hosmer triples... Here we go again!!!

[hybridbear]

I thought Kepler was going to miss that! It was kinda scary watching how he was going back. His reaction made me think it was going into the seats.

[Whammy]

We need to implement a no-triples defense.

[NorthwestTwinsFan]

Perkins and his 90 mph fastball are going to make for some very intersting finishes this season.   And now Nolasco's great outing his completely wasted.

[Ultima Ratio]

#ilovethesetwins

[Hrbowski]

Kepler is so freaking athletic!!! (Looking at the bright side.)

[deanlambrecht]

Glen Perkins.  Dang.

 

Edit to add:  it's early, but the back end of our bullpen, our two "stoppers," both have an ERA over 10.  Not a very comforting way to begin the season, and if their effectiveness remains below average, how will the front office answer this time?