Article: Game Thread: Twins@Royals 4/8 7:15PM

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

The wind blew his eye??

Let me rephrase that.

[Willihammer]

Plouffe's body is shielded by his mighty knob.

[spinowner]

I don't think there are any benders like those in Korea.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Hochever is a great example of a guy who sucked as a starter but has become a very good reliever.

[Jham]

Right guy up I guess...

[spinowner]

Everyday Eduardo for MVP!

[Jham]

Keep hitting Escobat!

[Aggies7]

Escobar es el hombre

[DrNeau]

Yes!

[Willihammer]

ESCOBA-RBI

[USAFChief]

 

I don't think there are any benders like those in Korea.

Having spent two years in Korean, I can confirm they do, indeed, throw curveballs in Korea.

[DaveW]

Escobar!

 

Seriously, I know SSS, Eary Season blah blah blah, but this guy needs to be hitting leadoff for us starting tomorrow!

[Aggies7]

Oh kurt

[spinowner]

 

Having spent two years in Korean, I can confirm they do, indeed, throw curveballs in Korea.

Like those? Those were pretty good deuces.

[OrangeKicks]

 

Escobar!

 

Seriously, I know SSS, Eary Season blah blah blah, but this guy needs to be hitting leadoff for us starting tomorrow!

Leadoff? Nah, cleanup

[nicksaviking]

Escobar!

 

Seriously, I know SSS, Eary Season blah blah blah, but this guy needs to be hitting leadoff for us starting tomorrow!

My money is on Escobar batting 1st or 2nd by the home opener.

[USAFChief]

 

Leadoff? Nah, cleanup

Can he do both?  Please?

[USAFChief]

Knock knock.

[spinowner]

 

Knock knock.

All right. Someone's gotta do it. Who's there?

[NorthwestTwinsFan]

This strike zone is all over the place.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

All right. Someone's gotta do it. Who's there?

Chief.

[USAFChief]

 

All right. Someone's gotta do it. Who's there?

I'm a pile up.

[USAFChief]

 

Chief.

well played, sir.

[Darius]

Very well written preamble to the game thread.

 

As someone who has traveled Europe on a Eurial, and ridden a greyhound halfway across America (which I'm convinced is what actual Hell would be like), I feel your pain.

 

I'm convinced it's some cruel, genius, marketing ploy thought up by airline execs. By the time I got to my destination, I would've paid ten times the going rate for the worst seat on the worst airplane.

[ashbury]

 

I'm a pile up.

http://media1.giphy.com/media/6OWIl75ibpuFO/giphy.gif

 

I am not a pile of poo, sorry.

[spinowner]

 

I'm a pile up.

To quote Dana Carvey doing GHWB: Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be poodent.

[Craig Arko]

Sano gets it done in right field.

[USAFChief]

 

  By the time I got to my destination, I would've paid ten times the going rate for the worst seat on the worst airplane.

Why?  You were already there.

[Craig Arko]

Very well written preamble to the game thread.

As someone who has traveled Europe on a Eurial, and ridden a greyhound halfway across America (which I'm convinced is what actual Hell would be like), I feel your pain.

I'm convinced it's some cruel, genius, marketing ploy thought up by airline execs. By the time I got to my destination, I would've paid ten times the going rate for the worst seat on the worst airplane.

I miss the trains in Europe.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Why?  You were already there.

Doesn't get any better than that.