Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 9/7 @ 7:10pm CT

[David HK]

Just checking in- just in time for the rally.  I suppose it's my doing.   

 

You're welcome.

 

;-)

 

[David HK]

Love beating KC, I hope we can hold on to this one.  

 

Love it even more when it's against a pitcher who's a total d*ck.

[Ultima Ratio]

With our BP, it's all academic now.

[Riverbrian]

I had the Chicken Pox as an adult. 

 

It pretty much knocked me flat. 

[blairpaul715]

Good Job Joe, i was hoping for a K and not a DP LOL

[David HK]

Thank you, Joe.  That's a big run.

 

Now how sweet would a rub-it-in blast be.... 

Edited September 8, 2015 by David HK

[Riverbrian]

 

Just checking in- just in time for the rally.  I suppose it's my doing.   

 

You're welcome.

 

;-)

 

Well... Obviously... A BIG Welcome aboard to you. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Sac fly ain't all bad.

 

Now the hot bat goes to Sano?

 

What will he do with it?

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

"Circle me Roy" seems wrong on a lot of levels.

I don't even understand how it would be wrong on ONE level.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just occurred to me "fielders' difference" is a stolen base.

[David HK]

Wow, Herrera approaching Boyer-like stats on inherited runners.

[David HK]

This job-having stuff sucks.  Gotta go back to class now.  Come on, rain!  End this one early!  

[drock2190]

It was nice to see Sano make contact with ball.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I don't even understand how it would be wrong on ONE level.

Do they have the Minnesota Lottery in KC?

 

Or might Roy be mistaken for short for Roy al?

 

Um... Maybe it could be mistook for "circle le Roy?", being a Jetsons reference more appropriate to the last series...

[LaBombo]

 

My Windshield Wipers would struggle with a St. Bernard. 

My parents' chihuahua has to be dried with a towel to keep it from evaporating...

[USAFChief]

Nobody interested in why Forrest Gump had his identity stolen?

[Squirrel]

Okay, Milone ... hold it together now!

[LaBombo]

 

It was nice to see Sano make contact with ball.

Not watching the game.    Like, on Twitter, you mean?

Edited September 8, 2015 by LaBombo

[Ultima Ratio]

 

Just occurred to me "fielders' difference" is a stolen base.

I thought it was fielders' inference. Or, is that implied?

[Squirrel]

Nobody interested in why Forrest Gump had his identity stolen?

I think your joke got lost in Bark's art ... why did he have his identify stolen?

[USAFChief]

Seems like a Joba the Hut sighting should've been yesterday.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Nobody interested in why Forrest Gump had his identity stolen?

Does it have anything to do with crunchy frog?

[spinowner]

 

Just occurred to me "fielders' difference" is a stolen base.

It depends on whether the fielders are being nonchalant or chalant.

[USAFChief]

 

I think your joke got lost in Bark's art ... why did he have his identify stolen?

His password for all his accounts was too easy to guess:  1Forrest1.

[jimbo92107]

Just got in. Waffles and chicken at the IHOP was kinda nasty. Labor Day treat!

[Riverbrian]

 

Nobody interested in why Forrest Gump had his identity stolen?

 

I was interested... I just forgot that I was interested for awhile. 

 

 

[LaBombo]

 

I thought it was fielders' inference. Or, is that implied?

Thanks to this enjoyable game thread, I am a thoroughly gruntled TD poster

[Squirrel]

Heh ... gruntled is a good word.

[USAFChief]

Helen Keller walks into a bar.

 

 

 

 

Then a chair.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then a table.

[Ultima Ratio]

 

Helen Keller walks into a bar.

 

 

 

 

Then a chair.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then a table.

You CAN"T say that!!!!