Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 9/7 @ 7:10pm CT

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

Sometimes they also involve hyperextended imaginations.

Do we get DLed for that?

[USAFChief]

 

He hit right about where I was sitting when I was at Kaufman. 

 

 

He hit your ... butt?

[Craig Arko]

Do we get DLed for that?

Only if it's bilateral.

[USAFChief]

Dickbert with the rare observation I agree with...Milone's success depends on him hitting, and getting from the umpire, the low outside corner to RH hitters.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Baseball is kinda narrow. Baseball... Space... Birds and Hamburger Helper is much wider. 

Hamburger is the saddest meat;

it needs a helper.

Just can't do it on its own.

[Riverbrian]

 

swerve

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

 

LOL

 

Swerve... Deez Nuts. 

[Squirrel]

 

LOL

 

Swerve... Deez Nuts. 

Hey ... that's a user name I think ... wonder if it's a spammer ... DeezNuts

[USAFChief]

Teams that shift, even with runners on, would have turned two DPs this inning.

[Riverbrian]

 

Hamburger is the saddest meat;

it needs a helper.

Just can't do it on its own.

 

I was absolutely stymied by Stew Meat today. I has some Stew Meat ready to go... but I didn't want Stew so I looked for a recipe and couldn't find one that didn't make me run to the store for something. 

 

I still have the Stew Meat and I guess it's gonna have to wait until I feel like stew. 

 

[Craig Arko]

Baseball is kinda narrow. Baseball... Space... Birds and Hamburger Helper is much wider.

 

Funny you should mention space. Space is really big and really old. Buxton can't even cover it all.

 

http://www.caltech.edu/news/farthest-galaxy-detected-47761

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Take the two lead bulls out and replace them with Joe Mauer and Glen Perkins. 

 

And Yes we need Doritos. 

I'm sorry Brian. I think that project would take me longer than the game will last.

 

I used Chi's suggestion instead... Thanks Chi!

 

[Winston Smith]

 

I was absolutely stymied by Stew Meat today. I has some Stew Meat ready to go... but I didn't want Stew so I looked for a recipe and couldn't find one that didn't make me run to the store for something. 

 

I still have the Stew Meat and I guess it's gonna have to wait until I feel like stew. 

Make hash, not the kind you smoke but the kind you eat. Potato, meat. onion and maybe a vegy and you have a hash. It's what they would eat on the wagon train when they ran out of Doritos.

[Riverbrian]

 

Funny you should mention space. Space is really big and really old. Buxton can't even cover it all.

http://www.caltech.edu/news/farthest-galaxy-detected-47761

 

Pfft... Spaced out is my middle name. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

Only if it's bilateral.

 

I think mine's bi-literal...

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm sorry Brian. I think that project would take me longer than the game will last.

 

I used Chi's suggestion instead... Thanks Chi!

Wagon Train II.jpg

 

It's Ok... It's still brilliant. 

 

Could you put Joe Mauer on Chief's Back? 

[Squirrel]

 

I'm sorry Brian. I think that project would take me longer than the game will last.

 

I used Chi's suggestion instead... Thanks Chi!

Wagon Train II.jpg

lol .. love that ... so Chief is Uncle Bob!!

[Riverbrian]

 

Make hash, not the kind you smoke but the kind you eat. Potato, meat. onion and maybe a vegy and you have a hash. It's what they would eat on the wagon train when they ran out of Doritos.

 

That sounds good... I have a bag of Hash Browns. 

 

 

[Squirrel]

Geez ... that would've made a great photo do go with the article ... lol

[Riverbrian]

All of the Bark Art should be collected and given it's own special spot on Twins Daily. 

[USAFChief]

 

That sounds good... I have a bag of Hash Browns. 

I don't know...can you make hash out of hash browns?

 

Sounds easy.  Too easy, maybe?

[Squirrel]

 

All of the Bark Art should be collected and given it's own special spot on Twins Daily. 

Minus the Olsen twins ... sorry Bark ... too creepy!

[Riverbrian]

 

Minus the Olsen twins ... sorry Bark ... too creepy!

 

Yeah... You can't mess with the eyes. 

[Riverbrian]

 

I don't know...can you make hash out of hash browns?

 

Sounds easy.  Too easy, maybe?

 

I think so... I think I did once.

Then I got lost in a Pink Floyd Album. 

[formerly33]

 

Yeah... You can't mess with the eyes. 

Except on Halloween. ChiTown said so, but most people seem to have already forgotten that clause.

 

Oh and Chi ... I want to say good job with the spammers. Now that you've been completely bitten by my spam aversion bug, I haven't been seeing any. Thanks!

[Squirrel]

 

 

Then I got lost in a Pink Floyd Album. 

Ick.

[Riverbrian]

 

Ick.

 

Pink Floyd is not an Ick.

 

I'll never understand the definition if Pink Floyd is attached. 

[drock2190]

Wow when Sano slumps, he never gets the ball in play

[Squirrel]

It's so confusing ... too many Escobars.

[Winston Smith]

 

Ick.

If you don't like Pink Floyd try some hash first!

[Squirrel]

 

 

Pink Floyd is not an Ick.

 

I'll never understand the definition if Pink Floyd is attached. 

I'm just not a huge fan ... especially if I hear it on the radio outside of 10pm-5am. Worst is hearing PF on the radio at 11am when I'm driving home from playing tennis ... it just kills my energy.