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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/23 @ 12:35pm CT

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jimbo92107 Cedar Rapids Kernels

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TwinsCD, on 23 Aug 2015 - 09:56 AM, said:

    Smoothies are great.  So many different directions you can go IF you're disciplined enough not to go off the rails with bad stuff.  I have a mouth full of sweet teeth and I want to go over to the dark side but I stay good and put the green stuff in it.

I make a green smoothie, too. It includes spinach, kale, Greek yogurt, fresh ginger, carrot juice, apple juice (fresh, pressed ... not Mott's or that kind; fresh apple cider, if it's available), avocado, cucumber. It's awesome! :)
 

Been experimenting with frozen ice cubes of high nutrient mixtures. Brown ones are a mix of legumes like kidney, black, red, mayocoba, roman, garbanzo, pinto, etc. Green cubes are watercress plus The Ultimate Meal nutrient powder. In the blender I add frozen chopped onions, bell pepper, micellar caseineate powder, and various flavorings if I want it to taste good, which sometimes I don't.

 

What I add for flavor depends on if I feel like losing weight that day. The less flavoring, the less stuff I feel like drinking out of that infernal Ninja single serve cup.

 

I'm thinking of starting a national franchise where a faceless robot serves you a high-nutrient cup of goo in return for a paltry sum of money to sustain your miserable human existence. Cup of Goo would be a featureless cube of cinder blocks painted a dull gray, with a small hole for transactions. Humans would be allowed free parking for ten minutes, after which all vehicles would be towed. Outdoor seating would be thick, cast-iron stools in the same cubical shape as the building. Aesthetic consistency is important to humans.

Willihammer Cedar Rapids Kernels

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First pitch: Herrmann puts down 2, Pelfrey shakes to FB

 

Second pitch. Herrman puts down 4, Pelfrey shakes to FB. Hammered to right.

 

Pelfrey FB% now above 90%. He should listen to Herrmann IMO.

Puckett34 FCL Twins

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I'm starting to think Pelfrey might need more than 2 runs of support.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XzqqGZvxBMw/hqdefault.jpg

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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All Morning... One Squirrel has been chasing this other squirrel just outside my patio window... 

 

Up the Tree... Down the Tree. Across the Patio... out of sight and then across the patio from the other side and out of sight again... And then up the tree and down the tree... and all around the tree. Resting for awhile and then away they go. 

 

It might seem like they are playing... but I think i'm watching a territorial battle of sorts. 

 

It's been 6 hours and it's still going on. 

 

They are fighting for control of the Trees by my patio. I don't know who I'm cheering for. 

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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First pitch: Herrmann puts down 2, Pelfrey shakes to FB

 

Second pitch. Herrman puts down 4, Pelfrey shakes to FB. Hammered to right.

 

Pelfrey FB% now above 90%. He should listen to Herrmann IMO.

 

Always listen to the Catcher

 

Catcher are a lot like Wives in that regard. 

USAFChief GOAT

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All Morning... One Squirrel has been chasing this other squirrel just outside my patio window... 

 

Up the Tree... Down the Tree. Across the Patio... out of sight and then across the patio from the other side and out of sight again... And then up the tree and down the tree... and all around the tree. Resting for awhile and then away they go. 

 

It might seem like they are playing... but I think i'm watching a territorial battle of sorts. 

 

It's been 6 hours and it's still going on. 

 

They are fighting for control of the Trees by my patio. I don't know who I'm cheering for. 

Cheer for moose.

Squirrel GOAT

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Birds keep a knockin/peckin, BUT, they can't come in     ;)

You mean like this?

 

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/the-birds-bw-fireplace.jpg

Jerr FCL Twins

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All Morning... One Squirrel has been chasing this other squirrel just outside my patio window... 

 

Up the Tree... Down the Tree. Across the Patio... out of sight and then across the patio from the other side and out of sight again... And then up the tree and down the tree... and all around the tree. Resting for awhile and then away they go. 

 

It might seem like they are playing... but I think i'm watching a territorial battle of sorts. 

 

It's been 6 hours and it's still going on. 

 

They are fighting for control of the Trees by my patio. I don't know who I'm cheering for. 

That or the Mom driving her posting kid, out of her basement ;)

Squirrel GOAT

Squirrel

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Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

Because that's where the butcher was waiting for him?

 

Mmmm … fried chicken ...

Willihammer Cedar Rapids Kernels

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Thorne:

 

"Pelfrey is without a doubt the slowest pitcher the Orioles have faced."

"Pelfrey can luuuulll you to sleep."

"[hp umpire] Chris Conroy sways back and forth.. just to keep the blood flowing."

Jerr FCL Twins

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You mean like this?

 

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/the-birds-bw-fireplace.jpg

No!!! They got in   :)

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No!!! They got in   :)

Yes … and didn't the birds just score a run?

 

Speaking of which ...

 

End of 3, Twins still lead, but only by one now … 2-1 Twins, cbu

Squirrel GOAT

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs under a pile of leaves?

Bob.

 

Oh, no, wait … that's when he's floating in the water.

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