Game Thread Twins@Tigers 5/13 6:08PM

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Berrios pitched a 3 hit shutout for the Lookouts today and had 8 Ks.

 

Good day for pitchers in the minors today.

[USAFChief]

 

You have a legitimate case.

The case with the money in it??!?

[NoCryingInBaseball]

AAAlmost...

[Riverbrian]

 

No more demonic Olsen twins .,, it's creepy!

 

I'm telling you... It's the eyeballs... Change the eyeballs and people can't deal with it.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

The case with the money in it??!?

My guess is that she won't spill the beans.

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

I'm telling you... It's the eyeballs... Change the eyeballs and people can't deal with it.

 

I thought that was just red eye.

[Hrbowski]

I think that Kris Atteberry should be fired, he gets excited when the Twins do bad, and just sounds normal when we do good.

[Hrbowski]

 

My guess is that she won't spill the beans.

She won't.

[John Kelsey]

16 Ks in 7 IP for Kluber. 

[Hrbowski]

He made Cabrera look childish.

[Hrbowski]

 

16 Ks in 7 IP for Kluber. 

But he gave up a hit.

[Craig Arko]

Nolasco has been replaced by a Skrull.

[JB_Iowa]

 

16 Ks in 7 IP for Kluber. 

 

Fortunately we aren't facing him.

[Hrbowski]

 

Fortunately we aren't facing him.

 

He would have struck out 21.

[glunn]

 

My dog is bugging me for Oreo's -- so she can go bury them in a bed, or a clothes basket or somewhere.

 

Sigh ....

 

That is impressive.  My dog would just eat them then beg for more.

[Hrbowski]

Boy, Nolasco is making me think he is a Marlin again.

[Riverbrian]

Dogs are pretty smart

 

I went to college and it never occurred to me to put Oreo's in a clothes basket. 

[NoCryingInBaseball]

Keeps pitching like this and I don't want to trade him!

 

[Hrbowski]

 

Dogs are pretty smart

 

I went to college and it never occurred to me to put Oreo's in a clothes basket. 

Maybe JB's dog is smarter than you.

[USAFChief]

 

That is impressive.  My dog would just eat them then beg for more.

As would I.

[Hrbowski]

WOW!

[USAFChief]

 

Dogs are pretty smart

 

I went to college and it never occurred to me to put Oreo's in a clothes basket. 

I went to college and it never occured to me to put clothes in a clothes basket.

 

bah-dum-tssch

[Bark's Lounge]

Hey Brian - please say something nice about JD Martinez. This curse needs to be undone.

[Platoon]

I found a rare photograph of DB Cooper back when he was as young as I am now. I find it rather unbelievable that my grandfather could have ever been that young, but the truth of the matter is that he was. your grandfather was DB Cooper? I always wondered what happened to him?

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

People would come from other continents to view the floor of the Sistene Chapel?

I woulda voted for a "flip the chapel" ceremony to mark it finished...

[PseudoSABR]

Bizzaro pitching day.  Milone strikes out 12 in AAA.  And whoever this guy is on the mound seems to be notching the Ks.

[70charger]

Five straight strikeouts!? Who is this guy!? We should sign him to a long-term cont..... Oh.

 

Oh.

[Hrbowski]

 

 

I found a rare photograph of DB Cooper back when he was as young as I am now. I find it rather unbelievable that my grandfather could have ever been that young, but the truth of the matter is that he was. your grandfather was DB Cooper? I always wondered what happened to him?
 

 

He used to sell insurance.

[Platoon]

New Ulm?

You either did the Google, or you are well traveled?

[Riverbrian]

 

Hey Brian - please say something nice about JD Martinez. This curse needs to be undone.

 

JD Martinez does not put Oreo's in clothes baskets.