Game Thread, Twins vs. Athletics, 5/5 @ 7:10 pm CT

[Riverbrian]

 

Why'd the Ewok cross the road?

 

To get to Chief's lawn.

 

Chief: Get off my lawn!

 

Okay, that was bad, but the best I could do after a long day at work and just getting home.

 

I'm the worlds biggest fan of bad jokes... I like them more than great jokes. There is nothing like the laugh that is produced after the moment of silence after a bad joke. 

 

So... nice Job

[formerly33]

It's raining.

 

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/sad/gloomy-smiley-emoticon.gif

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Whatta ya do with an Ewok with 3 balls?

It depends on whether that is a natural anatomy feature of an Ewok.

 

If not, you bust out a scissors and "snip", "snip".

[formerly33]

 

I'm the worlds biggest fan of bad jokes... I like them more than great jokes. There is nothing like the laugh that is produced after the moment of silence after a bad joke. 

 

So... nice Job

What a relief...

[formerly33]

 

It depends on whether that is a natural anatomy feature of an Ewok.

 

If not, you bust out a scissors and "snip", "snip".

Exactly what I thought.

[Patrick Midthun]

Chavez still hitting 94 on the gun. 

[Riverbrian]

 

I was ruminating on the old standard also, why did the Ewok cross the road? But then it occurred to me that I have never saw an Ewok cross a road, which caused me to wonder why I would then care about why an Ewok would cross a road, which reminded me that I had never seen a real Ewok, which made the whole thought process moot!

 

However... If you saw an Ewok Cross the road... I imagine... You would immediately Care. 

 

Until that point... You are spot on.

[Squirrel]

 

I'm the worlds biggest fan of bad jokes... I like them more than great jokes. There is nothing like the laugh that is produced after the moment of silence after a bad joke. 

 

So... nice Job

So, the lengthier the silence, the better the bad joke, so the funnier it is?

 

That one must've really hit you good then.

[formerly33]

 

However... If you saw an Ewok Cross the road... I imagine... You would immediately Care. 

 

Until that point... You are spot on.

If I saw an Ewok cross the road, I would most likely think, "There goes one of my many neighbors' many Shih Tzus" and run for a leash and some treats.

[USAFChief]

 

I'm the worlds biggest fan of bad jokes... 

I'll take "Things everybody already knows for $400, Alex."

[D. Hocking]

 

It depends on whether that is a natural anatomy feature of an Ewok.

 

If not, you bust out a scissors and "snip", "snip".

 

This was actually a scene that was cut out from Return of the Jedi.  I think it is on one of the DVD extras.  Not a good scene for multiple reasons - although probably better than 90% of Phantom Menace.

[Bark's Lounge]

I often wonder what an Ewok might taste like. Does it lean more towards chicken, dog or Warwick Davis?

[Riverbrian]

Yep... The Joke has to be so bad... That you ponder it's purpose in the world. Eventually conclude that it was an attempt at a joke. 

 

And then BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... You then double over... Hold your gut... and say that was really bad. 

 

and then everybody laughs together... The Joke Teller Says... (In that high pitched voice you make when you are laughing hard) "I didn't think the joke was that bad"

 

And then you start laughing all over again as you try to say... "Yeah it was" but you can't get the words out... So you say each word and try to catch your breath... Yeah... laughter... it... laughter... was. And then you fall over and kick your legs up in the air. 

 

Those are some of the best moments in life 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

This was actually a scene that was cut out from Return of the Jedi.  I think it is on one of the DVD extras.  Not a good scene for multiple reasons - although probably better than 90% of Phantom Menace.

Yeah, I seen it. That's where I got the idea from.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Do ewoks make good stir fry?

[Platoon]

I'm the worlds biggest fan of bad jokes... and the biggest teller of them!

[Platoon]

I often wonder what an Ewok might taste like. Does it lean more towards chicken, dog or Warwick Davis?

I hear they taste like chicken.......

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm the worlds biggest fan of bad jokes... and the biggest teller of them!

 

If I could get a badge that expresses that... Straight to my sleeve it goes.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Ewok coming of age rite: quest for the barber?

[Riverbrian]

 

Do ewoks make good stir fry?

 

Yes but the E's Taste Funny

[gil4]

 

Willie, Carl or Joe?

Do we get to chose?

[formerly33]

 

Do ewoks make good stir fry?

If I am one, yes. But they don't taste good when served up in one. [Obvious.]

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I often wonder what an Ewok might taste like. Does it lean more towards chicken, dog or Warwick Davis?

Yes.

 

(sorry, i missed this originally due to a long riverbrian response that drew mine eye downwards following it)

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Do ewoks make good stir fry?

 

 

I hear they taste like chicken.......

 

I think Platoon answered your question Sample Size. It's probably pretty good.

[formerly33]

 

Ewok coming of age rite: quest for the barber?

I thought it was "Finally I get to grow my hair out and look all grown up."

[formerly33]

 

I hear they taste like chicken.......

Scary...this explains why I always get so sick when I eat chicken. Am I really consuming Ewok in disguise?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Yo

I thought it was "Finally I get to grow my hair out and look all grown up."

Your right. There was that one scene...

 

"Than i am an ewok."

 

"Not yet. One thing remains. Barber. You must confront Barber. Only then an ewok will you be."

[USAFChief]

Swing the bat, Joe.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Let not Hunter's single be in vane...

[USAFChief]

 

Scary...this explains why I always get so sick when I eat chicken. Am I really consuming Ewok in disguise?

Probably a good idea to be in disguise, when consuming Ewok.