Game Thread, Twins vs. Athletics, 5/5 @ 7:10 pm CT

[FattCrapps]

Wild off to another hot start.

[formerly33]

 

Total Opposites

 

If they were exact equals... I wouldn't get yelled by my wife for the stuff that I do. 

Good point - then I take it you give her the silent treatment instead? Or would it be more opposite to be 100% supportive of the things she does 100% of the time?

[formerly33]

 

Wild off to another hot start.

Why did I not get excited when I saw that? In fact, I was almost excited to see that the score was only the same as the Twins'.

[Patrick Midthun]

Torii could've had that.

[Patrick Midthun]

Pitcher's best friend... double play.

[formerly33]

 

Pitcher's best friend... strikeout.

FTFY

[sampleSizeOfOne]

The pitcher is a popular person, with many good friends.

[Patrick Midthun]

FTFY

Oh you know better, thx. Lol.

[formerly33]

 

The pitcher is a popular person, with many good friends.

Unlike the umpire.

[formerly33]

 

 

 

 The silent treatment, huh?

ETA: Okay, gotcha.

[Patrick Midthun]

Mays is looking pretty sharp.

[FattCrapps]

Cy Chavez

[USAFChief]

Hey everyone!  What's up?    I just got home, ya'll need to catch me up.  I see the up-and-comer Rosario, just calleed up, won't be up to bat, at least up until the later innings.  

[USAFChief]

 

Cy Chavez

Sigh, Chavez.

[formerly33]

 

Sigh, Chavez.

Good. Jinxed.

[ashbury]

What does this mean? I find that I get lost so terribly often on here. It's like I speak a different language. Am I the only one? I hope not...though that might not be very nice.

FTFY

Looks like you figured it out for yourself, in the meantime.

[stringer bell]

Second time through the order. Here we go!

[USAFChief]

By the by, nice job on the game thread.

[formerly33]

 

Hey everyone!  What's up?    I just got home, ya'll need to catch me up.  I see the up-and-comer Rosario, just calleed up, won't be up to bat, at least up until the later innings.  

Apparently ChiTown is prepared to make Ewok jokes at your expense.

[jokin]

 

Mays is looking pretty sharp.

Willie, Carl or Joe?

[formerly33]

 

Looks like you figured it out for yourself, in the meantime.

Actually I was talking about the conversation leading up to that, not the abbreviation. But I don't remember what it was anymore, and I'm to lazy to work. People who live where I do are ALL lazy. Hands down. It's okay to stereotype them.

[USAFChief]

 

Willie, Carl or Joe?

Yes.

[Riverbrian]

 

By the by, nice job on the game thread.

 

Yeah... It was a nice job... Clearly... You could do tomorrow as well

[formerly33]

 

By the by, nice job on the game thread.

Tackar.

[formerly33]

 

Yeah... It was a nice job... Clearly... You could do tomorrow as well

Why, thank you. I'm already half way done.

ETA: But that's covered love.

[jokin]

 

Hey everyone!  What's up?    I just got home, ya'll need to catch me up.  I see the up-and-comer Rosario, just calleed up, won't be up to bat, at least up until the later innings.  

 

Whether he's in the lineup or not, Hicksie's got the "message" down on the farm-

 

3-5 night, so far.

A home run short of the cycle.

OPS is now @ .941

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Apparently ChiTown is prepared to make Ewok jokes at your expense.

Ewok jokes are, by definition, at the ewok's expense...

 

On the other hand, i never thought of it, but that could well be a thing.

 

Does anyone know any good ewok jokes?

 

If not, can anyone come up with one or more?

[Riverbrian]

 

Whether he's in the lineup or not, Hicksie's got the "message" down on the farm-

 

3-5 night, so far.

A home run short of the cycle.

OPS is now @ .941

 

And... And...

 

"That was a Circus Boy Update"

[USAFChief]

Whatta ya do with an Ewok with 3 balls?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Whether he's in the lineup or not, Hicksie's got the "message" down on the farm-

 

3-5 night, so far.

A home run short of the cycle.

OPS is now @ .941

Yeah, i checked the affiliate scores, and on that note was tempted to say amongst the good friends a pitcher has is a 10 run inning by his offense...