Game Thread, Twins vs. Athletics, 5/5 @ 7:10 pm CT

[USAFChief]

Damn.

[Platoon]

Some of the Twins recent offense has been fueled by some of the other teams horrible defense! 4 outs an inning is always helpful....... As a side note, Chavez did not seem overly impressed with his first baseman! As a second side note! Why does anyone EVER throw Dozier a pitch up and in?

[Squirrel]

 

I didn't think it was that bad.

Those telling the joke never do. Unless you're Brian and doing it on purpose.

[formerly33]

Full count. Always the scariest moments in baseball.

[Squirrel]

 

Your "somewhere" comment left much to the imagination. That quote is fairly lengthy, and would take a considerable amount of space! Hopefully no one here will make any inappropriate suggestions, or even inconsiderate ones!

And you just took all the imagination out of it. Thanks for nuthin'

[formerly33]

 

Those telling the joke never do. Unless you're Brian and doing it on purpose.

I'm surprised you didn't follow up with the bawahahahaha thing. That must mean that that one was really, really bad.

 

On a lesser note, the Twins score. As expected.

[Squirrel]

Damn it! Santana could've made it!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Dozier gets one run in, keeps the inning going, at the cost of a bat.

[formerly33]

[Squirrel]

 

I'm surprised you didn't follow up with the bawahahahaha thing. That must mean that that one was really, really bad.

 

On a lesser note, the Twins score. As expected.

I thought about it, but in the end ... I just can't mimic Brian.

[formerly33]

Why don't my emoticons move? I've tried two today.

[Riverbrian]

 

 

 

On a lesser note, the Twins score. As expected.

 

Ahem

 

And... And...

 

 

Don't make me do it for you

[formerly33]

 

I thought about it, but in the end ... I just can't mimic Brian.

Am I supposed to follow up with "Such modesty" or "No, you're not nearly as funny as he is."

[Squirrel]

 

You might as well replace the skeleton thing in your signature with this now.

I like the skeleton thing. It's one of my favorite jokes!

[Riverbrian]

 

Am I supposed to follow up with "Such modesty" or "No, you're not nearly as funny as he is."

 

Chief's got the answer to this one

[USAFChief]

 

Why don't my emoticons move? 

We might have our punch line contest.

[Squirrel]

 

Am I supposed to follow up with "Such modesty" or "No, you're not nearly as funny as he is."

Either one would be true.

 

Edit: Ooops ... yes.

[formerly33]

 

I like the skeleton thing. It's one of my favorite jokes!

Actually, when I first saw it I just looked at it. And looked at it. And then all of a sudden I was like, "Of course! How could I have been so dumb!" But now Brian's got me wondering if it wasn't a bad joke instead.

[Riverbrian]

 

I like the skeleton thing. It's one of my favorite jokes!

 

For research... I've told that joke many times to many different people. 

 

Sample Study of 100. 

 

47% Don't get it

 

Until I say "Skeleton Drinking a Beer... Straight to the Floor... It's a Skeleton... he needs the Mop"

 

 

And Then a Pause

 

and BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[formerly33]

 

We might have our punch line contest.

I don't know what this means, but IMO this would be funner:

 

:shoot: 

[Squirrel]

 

For research... I've told that joke many times to many different people. 

 

Sample Study of 100. 

 

47% Don't get it

 

Until I say "Skeleton Drinking a Beer... Straight to the Floor... It's a Skelton... he needs the Mop"

 

 

And Then a Pause

 

and BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not too impressed with the company you keep.

[formerly33]

 

For research... I've told that joke many times to many different people. 

 

Sample Study of 100. 

 

47% Don't get it

 

Until I say "Skeleton Drinking a Beer... Straight to the Floor... It's a Skelton... he needs the Mop"

 

 

And Then a Pause

 

and BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So I'm not the only one? Am I in the 53% of smarter people in the world since I got it on my own?

 

ETA: Or should I say less stupid?

[Squirrel]

 

Actually, when I first saw it I just looked at it. And looked at it. And then all of a sudden I was like, "Of course!"

We can't all be quick.

[formerly33]

 

We can't be quick all the time.

FTFY. It was about 1:00 in the morning.

[USAFChief]

 

I'm not too impressed with the company you keep.

uh...that'd be us.

[formerly33]

 

uh...that'd be us.

Yes, but that's the point.

 

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[glunn]

We can still win this game.  

[Riverbrian]

 

So I'm not the only one? Am I in the 53% of smarter people in the world since I got it on my own?

 

ETA: Or should I say less stupid?

 

If it doesn't have to be spelled out... You are functioning just fine. 

 

One of my other favorites and you've probably all heard this one before:

 

Me: Spell Shop

Other: S H O P

Me: What do you do at a Green Light

 

You'd be amazed how many people say Stop

[formerly33]

 

Ahem

 

And... And...

 

 

Don't make me do it for you

Long delay................

What?......What??

...

 

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

We can still win this game.

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