Game Thread Twins @ Royals 7:10 PM April 22, 2015

[notoriousgod71]

Gordon HBP, the fans not happy with their $1 King Tut penises.

[USAFChief]

 

OK, OK, I wasn't watching then, but Mauer got thrown out and somebody reached, correct?  That someone ended up scoring and hence it didn't matter.

Come to think of it, you might be correct.  I wasn't watching either, would have to go back and look at it.

[Bark's Lounge]

Hunter's steal of home attempt wasn't the greatest idea - but I sort of liked it, even though it did not work. Let's shake this **** up!

[zchrz]

 

Gordon HBP, the fans not happy with their $1 King Tut penises.

 

There is good reason to not be happy with them.

[Tibs]

 

Hunter's steal of home attempt wasn't the greatest idea - but I sort of liked it, even though it did not work. Let's shake this **** up!

 

Kinda where I'm at. Not a risk I want to take often, but it's not guaranteed Vargas gets a hit either. He was pretty close to being safe

[Jerr]

 

There are no words.

I got one: stupid.

[James]

 

Hunter's steal of home attempt wasn't the greatest idea - but I sort of liked it, even though it did not work. Let's shake this **** up!

I only complained about it because it didn't work.  It was actually heads up to notice that he wasn't paying any attention to him on 3rd.

[Riverbrian]

 

I say just mix them all together.  

 

And throw in Banana Slices and Coconut

[Squirrel]

I think he should be taken out of the game for that!

[USAFChief]

 

And throw in Banana Slices and Coconut

One of my favorite Gilligan's Island episodes.

[Riverbrian]

 

ick

 

Ok... That's an Ick

 

Noted

[Jerr]

 

I only complained about it because it didn't work.  It was actually heads up to notice that he wasn't paying any attention to him on 3rd.

Not heads up, if it doesn't work...stupid.

Anyone think that 3 run lead is a win????

[Squirrel]

 

Ok... That's an Ick

 

Noted

You know, you and Chief just do not have the 'ick - ish' instinct. 

[Squirrel]

 

Not heads up, if it doesn't work...stupid.

Anyone think that 3 run lead is a win????

It really should be a 4-0 lead.

[Tibs]

 

Not heads up, if it doesn't work...stupid.

Anyone think that 3 run lead is a win????

 

Unless someone can show if it is statistically more likely for Hunter to be safe stealing home or for Vargas to get a hit, I'm going to leave it.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Hunter's steal of home attempt wasn't the greatest idea - but I sort of liked it, even though it did not work. Let's shake this **** up!

I was also wondering if he did it all on his own, or if Vargas was supposed to protect him.

 

Seemed like Guthrie cut off the pitch early and made a throw rather than a pitch, otherwise Hunter mighta made it.

[Riverbrian]

OK.. Chitown... Imagine this. 

 

Walking  uncovered through a Car Wash of Bird Poop. 

 

What Say You? 

[Jerr]

An out at 3rd and another at home.....not good.

[James]

 

Gordon HBP, the fans not happy with their $1 King Tut penises.

Edit: Was supposed to be an embedded video of Steve Martin singing "King Tut".

 

I fail.

[Bark's Lounge]

On a personal note: I am elated and proud that Glunn is the new Thirdbase Coach of the Twins. Who would of thunk it?

[Squirrel]

OK.. Chitown... Imagine this. 

 

Walking  uncovered through a Car Wash of Bird Poop. 

 

What Say You?

 

I'd like to see you do that. But I'm not offering you any of my towels after.

[Jerr]

 

I was also wondering if he did it all on his own, or if Vargas was supposed to protect him.

Seemed like Guthrie cut off the pitch early and made a throw rather than a pitch, otherwise Hunter mighta made it.

Radio said pitcher "sped up" his delivery, but foot started on the rubber.

[Tibs]

I decided to get MLB.tv to watch some games around the leave. Definitely going to check out the Dodgers vs Giants tonight as it will be Kershaw vs Bumgarner. Going to listen to Vin Scully call it too

[Riverbrian]

OK... ChiTown... Guy hasn't showered for one month... He has no teeth and his breath smells like really bad onion... He walks up and licks you on the nose. 

 

Is that Ick-ish or Ish-ish?

[Squirrel]

This is your official Circus Boy update: after 3 the score is 3-0, Twins

[Platoon]

OK.. Chitown... Imagine this. 

 

Walking  uncovered through a Car Wash of Bird Poop. 

 

What Say You?

 

. Well, I bet she won't have to wait in one of those long lines!

[Squirrel]

OK... ChiTown... Guy hasn't showered for one month... He has no teeth and his breath smells like really bad onion... He walks up and licks you on the nose. 

 

Is that Ick-ish or Ish-ish?

Worse. It's vomit-inducing gross.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Radio said pitcher "sped up" his delivery, but foot started on the rubber.

He changed his motion anyway, and i don't think it was in response to noticing Hunter, but rather hearing the catcher say something.

 

The catcher also reset, so they changed what they were doing to catch the runner.

[Jerr]

 

This is your official Circus Boy update: after 3 the score is 3-0, Twins

You are very brave!

[Riverbrian]

You drink a glass of your favorite wine and discover somebody spit their chew into the glass

 

Ick or Ish?