Game Thread Twins @ Royals 7:10 PM April 22, 2015

[Riverbrian]

 

I wasn't saying that women prefer the term "strumpet", I was saying those particular ladies prefer the term over the word "slut".

 

James... Just saying... You are in the dog house now...

 

 

I'll move over... We can play some cards or something

[James]

 

Um, so, 'those particular ladies' aren't women?

You dug a hole now ...

Yup.  Words are not a strength of mine.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Dickbert: "How did Rich Becker get to third base?"

 

Punch line contest.

Oh, of course!

 

"I don't know"... Third base!

[Squirrel]

James... Just saying... You are in the dog house now...

 

 

I'll move over... We can play some cards or something

Yeah, and you'll stay there until you know the difference between ish and ick. Yes, it's going to be a long life.

[Squirrel]

If announcers 'We're lucky to be down only 3 runs' ... not sure that's very complimentary to the Twins

[USAFChief]

 

OK.. Chitown... Imagine this. 

 

Walking  uncovered through a Car Wash of Bird Poop. 

 

What Say You? 

Can we return to urinal talk and up the classiness of the game thread?

[Jerr]

strumpet learn at least a new word/game thread lol lol 

[Squirrel]

This is your official Circus Boy update: After 5, the score remains 3-0 Twins

[Circus Boy]

 

Did Shakespeare play baseball? How would he get to third base?

 

Not sure if he played the game but he did date Jane Austen.

[Squirrel]

strumpet learn at least a new word/game thread lol lol

 

Yeah, I'm not sure that's something for any of us to be proud of

[USAFChief]

I can't help but feel a good offensive team would have had the KC pitcher out of the game about 6 runs ago.

[Platoon]

When Nolasco comes back, Pelfrey to the pen, Schaefer is DFA'd (unless he starts hitting) and the Twins go with a short bench due to the stress the bullpen has been under.

 

. i can think of several players they can send out to make room on that short bench!

[USAFChief]

 

Did Shakespeare play baseball? How would he get to third base?

Prolly push the alcohol, like the rest of us.

[Squirrel]

Not that I care all that much, but where is the All-Star game being played this year?

[James]

 

Can we return to urinal talk and up the classiness of the game thread?

It doesn't matter really, I'm likely to say something stupid no matter what the topic is. 

[Squirrel]

I can't help but feel a good offensive team would have had the KC pitcher out of the game about 6 runs ago.

Yeah, that's what I think the KC announcers were getting at

[Squirrel]

. i can think of several players they can send out to make room on that short bench!

So can I but unfortunately we still need 25 players on the team

[Jerr]

 

Yeah, I'm not sure that's something for any of us to be proud of

I agree,but it IS a new word and that's good....sorta....in this case.

[Platoon]

I wasn't saying that women prefer the term "strumpet", I was saying those particular ladies prefer the term over the word "slut".

. It might be best if you drop this discussion while you can! :).

[Squirrel]

I agree,but it IS a new word and that's good....sorta....in this case.

Yeah, I'll throw you that bone. You are still in the doghouse after all

[Riverbrian]

 

I can't help but feel a good offensive team would have had the KC pitcher out of the game about 6 runs ago.

 

Yeah and a good defensive team would have KC at -2

[Jerr]

Rich Becker contest up date? As I wont touch the scoring update....

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I wasn't saying that women prefer the term "strumpet", I was saying those particular ladies prefer the term over the word "slut".

Word of advice: Don't piss my Mom off. No good for you.

[Platoon]

Did Shakespeare play baseball? How would he get to third base?

Tell her he loves her?

[Squirrel]

Need that DP now

[Riverbrian]

 

. It might be best if you drop this discussion while you can! :).

 

Yeah!!! No idea who started this but I'm just embarrassed!!!

[Squirrel]

Well, okay, that takes care of that idea

[Squirrel]

Yeah!!! No idea who started this but I'm just embarrassed!!!

Um, in this instance, mirrors are not your friend

[Squirrel]

Omg. What is up with Pelfrey!

[jokin]

 

I can't help but feel a good offensive team would have had the KC pitcher out of the game about 6 runs ago.

 

I'd just settle for a good baserunning team tonight, in which case,  I'd have already been close to already cashing my ticket on the over/under.