Game Thread Twins @ Royals 7:10 PM April 22, 2015

[Bark's Lounge]

 

OK.. Chitown... Imagine this. 

 

Walking  uncovered through a Car Wash of Bird Poop. 

 

What Say You? 

Not to speak for Chi, but that's how I work it. I live under a Robin's nest and I just ripped off the roof of my cardboard box because spring is upon us. This is the cleanest I have felt since October!

[Platoon]

OK... ChiTown... Guy hasn't showered for one month... He has no teeth and his breath smells like really bad onion... He walks up and licks you on the nose. 

 

Is that Ick-ish or Ish-ish?

. When did Chief get into Chicago?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

OK.. Chitown... Imagine this. 

 

Walking  uncovered through a Car Wash of Bird Poop. 

 

What Say You?

Fishsticks.

[ashbury]

 

Car Wash of Bird Poop. 

Franchise opportunities available.

[Squirrel]

You drink a glass of your favorite wine and discover somebody spit their chew into the glass

 

Ick or Ish?

Definitely ish.

[TwinsCD]

Jordan Schafer is batting .121 right now and doesn't seem to bring anything to this team.

 

I'm 39 and have baseball experience from my high school days.  Can I have a uniform too?

[Riverbrian]

 

Franchise opportunities available.

 

Unique Business Model... Instead of removing... Putting it on. A brand new way to paint your car.

[Riverbrian]

 

Definitely ish.

 

OK

 

Noted

[Tibs]

 

Jordan Schafer is batting .121 right now and doesn't seem to bring anything to this team.

 

I'm 39 and have baseball experience from my high school days.  Can I have a uniform too?

 

Have you ever attempted to play CF?

[James]

 

Jordan Schafer is batting .121 right now and doesn't seem to bring anything to this team.

 

I'm 39 and have baseball experience from my high school days.  Can I have a uniform too?

Not unless you have had previous experience within the Twins organization.  

[ashbury]

Dickbert: "How did Rich Becker get to third base?"

Punch line contest.

[Jerr]

 

You drink a glass of your favorite wine and discover somebody spit their chew into the glass

 

Ick or Ish?

Both and add at least a few more stronger words.

[Riverbrian]

 

Jordan Schafer is batting .121 right now and doesn't seem to bring anything to this team.

 

I'm 39 and have baseball experience from my high school days.  Can I have a uniform too?

 

Yes you can.. A full uniform will cost $3,467 in the gift shop.

 

However... The Jersey will have Mauer lettered on the back.

 

If that's your last name... It'll all be OK

 

[Riverbrian]

 

Dickbert: "How did Rich Becker get to third base?"

Punch line contest.

 

His girlfriend is a slut? 

[Blake]

When Nolasco comes back, Pelfrey to the pen, Schaefer is DFA'd (unless he starts hitting) and the Twins go with a short bench due to the stress the bullpen has been under. 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Jordan Schafer is batting .121 right now and doesn't seem to bring anything to this team.

 

I'm 39 and have baseball experience from my high school days.  Can I have a uniform too?

This is strictly advice from a friend. Stick to taxidermy and the underground porn theatre you run from your basement.

[ashbury]

Have you ever attempted to play CF?

Has Schafer?

[ashbury]

Entering the 4th, Pelfrey's season ERA sits at 3.46.

[James]

 

His girlfriend is a slut? 

They prefer the term "strumpet". 

[Squirrel]

His girlfriend is a slut?

 

No comment

[Bark's Lounge]

 

 

Dickbert: "How did Rich Becker get to third base?"

Punch line contest.

Not gonna play... get me banned.

[Squirrel]

They prefer the term "strumpet".

 

I beg to differ

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Dickbert: "How did Rich Becker get to third base?"

 

Punch line contest.

Tripped on his way to the dugout?

[Riverbrian]

 

I beg to differ

 

Girls don't like anything Shakesperian

[Tibs]

Mike Berardino ‏@MikeBerardino  3m3 minutes ago
Dan Rohlfing has been traded to #Mets for cash considerations.

[James]

 

I beg to differ

I wasn't saying that women prefer the term "strumpet", I was saying those particular ladies prefer the term over the word "slut".

[Circus Boy]

 

Listening to the radio and hoping for a good game to lose myself in.

THERE WILL BE NO CIRCUS BOY SCORE UPDATES FROM ME.

I learned my lesson from the one I posted last game, a bad guy HR and the lead within 3 minutes of my post.....sorry Circus Boy can't help ya out tonight

 

Not your fault, Mr. Jerr. It's all on me. I only heard the 4-run inning as I was coming home from work, realized this was a good sign from the baseball gods, and so resolved not to watch the game or follow it on the interwebs. Turns out the gods wanted me to follow along after all. Fickle bunch. Disaster ensued. Mea culpa to all.

[Squirrel]

I wasn't saying that women prefer the term "strumpet", I was saying those particular ladies prefer the term over the word "slut".

Um, so, 'those particular ladies' aren't women?

 

You dug a hole now ...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Girls don't like anything Shakesperian

Did Shakespeare play baseball? How would he get to third base?

[Jerr]

 

Dickbert: "How did Rich Becker get to third base?"

Punch line contest.

Was told "go out and run for that guy on first".