Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 9/16 @ 7:10pm CT

[clank2000]

once again, I blame Obama

[Squirrel]

Well, that's it for me.  This is like the 2nd or 3rd time Perkins has done this to Nolasco, too.

[Riverbrian]

Perkins is hitting a rough patch.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

*#&%&^^*%($)Perkins(#*$$&

agreed, unhappily

[clank2000]

Perkins sucks

he really does

[Platoon]

Did that really just happen, They don't replay old games do they??

[ScrapTheNickname]

Perkins sucks

That's awfully reactionary of you. No, wait a minute.

[Physics Guy]

What is going on with Perk? 

[Riverbrian]

Well...Vargas gets his shot at the cycle after all.

 

See?  There's always a silver lining.

Exactly Chief

 

From the dark end of the street... To the bright side of the road!!!

[big dog]

OK, now we just need to beat Nathan.

 

Boos cascading down on Perkins.  Can't say I blame them.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Put Nolasco back in.

[Puckett34]

These guys are so good at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Why do I hate Mauer for not giving Vargas a shot at the cycle?

Oh well...

 

At least you don't have to hate Mauer anymore.

 

Vargas gets his shot at the cycle.

[Physics Guy]

I feel badly for Ricky.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Maybe Perkins will grab his crotch in reaction to all the boos and get suspended for 7 games so we can all not see him pitch for awhile.

[USAFChief]

Signed through 2017.

In his defense, he gave up a jam shot bloop double, and a ground ball single that isn't a single with a legit SS or if the Twins shift.

 

Of course, the HR's on  him.

[GCTF]

What is going on with Perk? 

I believe I read somewhere that he sucks.

[notoriousgod71]

This team is comically bad.

[Willihammer]

Gahhhhhh

 

Why can't we have nice things!

[D. Hocking]

You think there is some health/injury issue with Perrkins?  He has always had an occasional ugly inning,  but it seems like it has been about a month since he has had a good inning.

[GCTF]

 jam shot bloop double

Thanks, Dazzle.

[big dog]

OK, looking for a big ninth.

 

Ideally, we hit a line drive that Hunter misplays into an inside the park HR.  That seems fair.

[clank2000]

Oh well...

 

At least you don't have to hate Mauer anymore.

 

Vargas gets his shot at the cycle.

nah, I'd pinch hit Hermann

 

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[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Perkins-si. Perkety-Perk-Perk-Perk. Perkerooski. Perktacular.

[Riverbrian]

Oh well...

 

At least you don't have to hate Mauer anymore.

 

Vargas gets his shot at the cycle.

From the dark end of the street!!?,

[USAFChief]

Well...Vargas gets his shot at the cycle after all.

 

See?  There's always a silver lining.

Turns out it was just a dark cloud.  

[snepp]

Why can't we have nice things!

 

Rick Anderson?

[Winston Smith]

Was Pinto catching?

[big dog]

Glen Perkins is bringing back memories of Ron Davis circa 1983.

[Riverbrian]

Turns out it was just a dark cloud.

 

Yeah... I just threw a rock at the street lamp.