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Game Thread: Twins v Dodgers double-header, 5/1 @ 12:10pm and 6:10 CT

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Riverbrian Cooperstown

Riverbrian

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Put down the dilly bars, RB.

 

Before the brain freeze does any permanent damage to your ability to speak English.

 

Sorry about that... Auto-Correct... I meant to type... 3 parts Flour.

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Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-rap.

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Up here in the big leagues, they get three outs per inning, Hicksie.

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That might be the lowlight of my sports watching career.

Hell, it's not even the lowlight of the doubleheader.

cmathewson Draft Eligible

cmathewson

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After the homer, Tonkin started dropping his shoulder and yanking everything outside. I'm just shocked they let him walk the bases loaded.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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The Dodgers might be the worst-fielding good team in MLB.

 

Yes. Had briefly considered calling their defense 'dodgey', but didn't want some Zuckerberg savant to make the mouse come alive and strangle me.

Gibby First Round Pick

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Steely Dan can gargle my ba... oops. Not even for a game thread.

 

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PS. Actually a fan of their music.

 

PS2. Ricky don't lose that xFip, 'cause it's not on Ant's PC...

 

Shortened Antony to Ant to fit the phrasing of the song. Oh, that's right, rule of comedy: if you have to explain, humor fail.

 

I have a couple buddies in Boston named Anthony. Their screechy girlfriends call them Anth, or Antney.

GCTF FCL Twins

GCTF

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That might be the lowlight of my sports watching career.

 

Hang on, they might let Florimon hit again.

JB_Iowa Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

JB_Iowa

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So many pitches! I remember when games only went about 2 and a half hours.

 

 

I'm hoping that someday Mark Buehrle will be the czar of game times.

cmathewson Draft Eligible

cmathewson

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Up here in the big leagues, they get three outs per inning, Hicksie.

 

I don't blame him for losing track of the outs. It's been a long inning and he did just have his bell rung.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Eleven walks for the 'Aim at their bats' pitching staff.

 

Dozier on his way from 'poor man's Knoblauch' to 'affordable Knoblauch Light'.

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