Game Thread: Twins v Dodgers double-header, 5/1 @ 12:10pm and 6:10 CT

[snepp]

My sarcasm meter just shorted out.

 

http://theonlyblogworthreading.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/science-sarcasm-professor-frink-comic-book-guy-631.jpg

[Beezer07]

He does have hustle, grit, and dashing good looks going for him though, so I guess he can stick around for a while.

 

So much grit that Kevin Towers is looking to trade Dozier for [insert way too good Diamondbacks players/prospects here]

[Joe A. Preusser]

It doesn't go to 11?

 

Only 10.5

[Gibby]

Two on, nobody out. Do we get a run?

[LaBombo]

He does have hustle, grit, and dashing good looks going for him though, so I guess he can stick around for a while.

 

HAIR! Don't forget about the HAIR! A franchise can be built around spectacular HAIR!

 

http://www.achievement.org/achievers/erv0/large/erv0-035.jpg

[Guest USAFChief]

Prediction: The disappointment in Dick's voice will be obvious if Plouffe doesn't bunt.

[Joe A. Preusser]

So much grit that Kevin Towers is looking to trade Dozier for [insert way too good Diamondbacks players/prospects here]

 

Cabrera and Trout sounds about right.

[snepp]

And his hair is fabulous.

 

Somewhere ChiTown swoons uncontrollably and doesn't know why.

[Joe A. Preusser]

HAIR! Don't forget about the HAIR! A franchise can be built around spectacular HAIR!

 

http://www.achievement.org/achievers/erv0/large/erv0-035.jpg

 

I wish i had a fro.

[stringer bell]

Dozier is on. Somehow he'll score.

[LaBombo]

Prediction: The disappointment in Dick's voice will be obvious if Plouffe doesn't bunt.

 

Depends. How well did Wilson's prison manager in 'Oz' get him ready to face the bunt?

[Beezer07]

Ughh Wilson is still around? I was tired of this guy 5 years ago

[Gibby]

Depends. How well did Wilson's prison manager in 'Oz' get him ready to face the bunt?

 

That beard must be really pleasant in the desert.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Dozier is on. Somehow he'll score.

 

Like a senior at a freshman party...it's only a matter of time time.

[Gibby]

Dreamy takes 3rd.

[Squirrel]

Woohoo! My guy is the best!

[LaBombo]

I wish i had a fro.

 

Wish chia would grow me one too.

 

http://www.medpagetoday.com/images/blogMedia/celebritydiagnosis/Obama-Chia-Pet.jpg

[Guest USAFChief]

Ughh Wilson is still around? I was tired of this guy 5 years ago

This is Brian Wilson, if I'm not mistaken.

[Squirrel]

I think it's time for a Pinto HR!

[Gibby]

This is Brian Wilson, if I'm not mistaken.

 

 

I was tired of him 45 years ago.

[Squirrel]

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!

[twinsnorth49]

Brutal, just brutal.

[LaBombo]

This is Brian Wilson, if I'm not mistaken.

Get that joke. Admission, not brag.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

We need to move him off second base. He sucks.

I know right?! Let's take a known excellent fielding, excellent hitting second basemen, who coincidentally played really crappy SS at one point and move him back to short. It's bound to work the second time.

[LaBombo]

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!

Exactly. Record it and youtube it. Time capsule material.

[Guest USAFChief]

I realize it's cold, been a long day, etc etc.

 

But it's still sad to see the "crowd" at TF when just a few years ago you couldn't get tickets to the place.

[Guest USAFChief]

Brutal, just brutal.

Description of my Wilson "joke?"

[Guest USAFChief]

Who pitches if we don't score here? Pelfrey back out for the nightcap?

[Joe A. Preusser]

Who pitches if we don't score here? Pelfrey back out for the nightcap?

 

Why did we even take him out? What a waste.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

So I see Hermann come up to bat in the bottom of the 9th with the score tied, and I wonder to myself, "Why the $&@€ is Hermann batting?" And then I remember, "Oh yeah! There's no bench with a 13 man pitching staff and the 26th for the double header is another pitcher". How dumb!