Game Thread: Twins v Dodgers double-header, 5/1 @ 12:10pm and 6:10 CT

[Gibby]

Where is Chief? He could tell me what the grenade throwing guy is officially titled.

 

Grenadier?

[Squirrel]

I do not like all these two out giveaways.

[Squirrel]

Okay, here we go. Show us what you're really made of, Drew

[Squirrel]

Holy cripes! Johnson is already at 46 pitches????

[Riverbrian]

Grenadier?

 

No No... We ain't making Shirley Temples Here

[Beezer07]

I dunno, I hear Delmon has a hell of an arm...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Even if he had thrown that ball 700 mph, he still wasn't getting that guy at home.

[LaBombo]

Kinda like Carlos Gomez.

 

... , who was once complimented by Dick for his improving plate discipline in an at bat where he ran into the stands to swing at a wild pitch.

[Reider]

Johnson isn't going to make it out of the 4th inning at this rate..

[Riverbrian]

Even if he had thrown that ball 700 mph, he still wasn't getting that guy at home.

 

Nope... He just had to hit the cut but Delmon could never grasp the concept.

[GCTF]

Good 'ol Drew.

[Gibby]

... , who was once complimented by Dick for his improving plate discipline in at bat where he ran into the stands to swing at a wild pitch.

 

I really miss watching him foul it off the plate into his face.

[S.]

Nope... He just had to hit the cut but Delmon could never grasp the concept.

He was just too busy spinning 360s in the outfield

 

 

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[Craig Arko]

... , who was once complimented by Dick for his improving plate discipline in at bat where he ran into the stands to swing at a wild pitch.

 

And hugged several kids while doing so.

[Beezer07]

He was just too busy spinning 360s in the outfield

 

 

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Better than those non-spinning 360s

[LaBombo]

Johnson isn't going to make it out of the 4th inning at this rate..

He's gonna fit right in...

 

In related news, Andrew Albers just set the new world land speed record for transition from Flavor of the Month to being referenced by Bert as "that lefty who went to Korea".

[S.]

He's gonna fit right in...

 

In related news, Andrew Albers just set the new world land speed record for transition from Flavor of the Month to being referenced by Bert as "that lefty who went to Korea".

Hard to keep track of names when you've been drinking since noon.

[Riverbrian]

Better than those non-spinning 360s

 

Yeah... I had those. It was a trip.

[LaBombo]

And hugged several kids while doing so.

Autographed two Souvenir Soda cups and a cast too. Only showed up in the slo-mo replay.

[Riverbrian]

Puig is rolling a little today.

[Beezer07]

Yeah... I had those. It was a trip.

 

We called those "0s" where I come from.

[LaBombo]

Hard to keep track of names when you've been drinking since noon.

Who are you again?

 

Yeah, sometimes I wonder if he's going down the Harry Caray/Pat Summerall road.

 

Or former NFL great and broadcasting black belt Drunken Master Paul Hornung, who once gave me a faint buzz by speaking a single sentence to me at close range in the Metrodome employee entrance, three hours before game time.

[Riverbrian]

Pat Summerall road.

 

You could build Condo's and sell them with an address like that.

[S.]

Who are you again?

That righty who posted on a forum.

[LaBombo]

Someone else will have a catchier idea, but after this series the walkup music that plays in my mind for Puig will probably always be the Violent Femmes'

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[Squirrel]

Someone else will have a catchier idea, but after this series the walkup music that plays in my mind for Puig will probably always be the Violent Femme's

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If I had a walk up song it'd be Freak Magnet.

[Riverbrian]

Someone else will have a catchier idea, but after this series the walkup music that plays in my mind for Puig will probably always be the Violent Femme's

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I can hear that... But I'm thinking Iggy Pop... Real Wild Child.

[Gibby]

If I had a walk up song it'd be Freak Magnet.

 

Mine would be "I'm too Sexy for my Shirt".

[Riverbrian]

If I had a walk up song it'd be Freak Magnet.

 

How has your dating life been going?

[Riverbrian]

If I had a walk up song it'd be Freak Magnet.

 

I would use that weird xylophone (I think its a xylophone) intro to Rikki Don't Lose that Number

[Craig Arko]

I'd be going with Don't Fear the Reaper.