Opening Day Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 3:10 p.m.

[Squirrel]

And use CCRakes occasionally at 1B to give Mauer a break.

Lol ... Like the user name ... Dare you to go to a Red Sox board with that!

[Riverbrian]

ChiTown's lawyer to RB: You are being sued for copyright infringement.

 

I get hit with those things all the time.

[kydoty]

http://media.giphy.com/media/YPIrsRqqO7oB2/giphy.gif

[Jerr]

[ashbury]

Required opening day prep - links only for the videos due to the limit of 1 embedded video per post:

 

Excellent choices. Thank you.

[kydoty]

Not sure if I'm a fan of the scoreboard graphic being on the bottom left.

[mikeee]

first out of the year.

[ashbury]

Drink lots of good beer.

 

Kirkland Amber Ale here. Gordon Biersch under another label. 1 PM Pacific is a little early to be cracking one open at home, but hey. It's Opening Day.

[Jerr]

Kirkland Amber Ale here. Gordon Biersch under another label. 1 PM Pacific is a little early to be cracking one open at home, but hey. It's Opening Day.

 

it's 5 o'clock somewhere:p

[LaBombo]

Onion story, or Star Tribune? "Local man sentenced to rehab after 2 straight weeks of 'Mauer grounds to second' drinking game.

[Brad Swanson]

Apparently Chris Parmelee was optioned to AAA/pre-packaged videos.

[Gibby]

Great shout ChiTown. Just cracked open a bottle of Grolsch. Although it is currently 8.30pm where I am, so kind of acceptable.

 

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Well it's 3:23 here and I just cracked a 90 Shilling, so what does that say about me?

[zakprior]

Pretty good start. Might as well crack another beer open.

[LaBombo]

Kirkland Amber Ale here. Gordon Biersch under another label. 1 PM Pacific is a little early to be cracking one open at home, but hey. It's Opening Day.

Is it packaged in anything less than a gross? If so, time to dust off the Costco card...

[longstrangetrip]

Willingham now has 11 K's in 18 ABs against Sale.

 

Nice to see Colabello pull a ball...first hit of the year!

[Danchat]

Let's-a-go Colabello! First hit of the season.

[BucknersLegs]

Wanted TedWilliamsHead but it was allready TAKEN!

[amjgt]

Well it's 3:23 here and I just cracked a 90 Shilling, so what does that say about me?

 

Is says that you don't let bogus societal mores tell you when you should and should not enjoy a alcoholic beverage.

[JB_Iowa]

And remember that for Twins Trivia: 1st hit of 2104? CC rakes!

[ashbury]

If I had taken a mouthful of beer just prior to this it would have been spewed everywhere! lol

 

[Riverbrian]

I like that Colabello guy... Pulling a ball to left.... Standing in the same zip code as the plate.

 

Ok... I'm in for a Colabello breakout 2014!!!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Chris Colabelo gets the first hit of the season, he actually pulled one...

[Gibby]

Wanted TedWilliamsHead but it was allready TAKEN!

 

I would have taken Bond's shriveled ...

[twinscowboysbulls]

Well..that's not good defense by Arcia. Thought it was right at him.

[Tibs]

Ahhh Arcia

[Chance]

Abreu looks a bit like Carlos Gomez

[zchrz]

OSWALD..............ohh =(

[Jerr]

Come on, don't let them score!!!!

[twinscowboysbulls]

Worst part is that Arcia isn't even the worst defensive outfielder. Do you think Collabello would be better in the field than Willingham or would he be worse?

[JB_Iowa]

That can't be good. 0-2