Opening Day Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 3:10 p.m.

[LaBombo]

Well it's 3:23 here and I just cracked a 90 Shilling, so what does that say about me?

That you can afford 90 Shilling instead of Keystone?

[Jerr]

arggghhh:mad:

[JB_Iowa]

Plouffe. sigh.

[zchrz]

Damn, that was quite the meatball.

[SweetOne69]

It doesn't really matter if Opening Day is a National Holiday unless they make it a Mandatory Holiday. Companies don't have to honor/acknowledge most Holidays anyway.

[ashbury]

Is it packaged in anything less than a gross? If so, time to dust off the Costco card...

 

Comes in a 24-pack for about $18; a variety of 4 beers. Hard to beat at that price point.

 

I went to Costco one time and they were selling coffins, I kid you not. Problem was, I don't plan that far ahead, and you had to buy three.

 

/ yes, I'm kidding about the very last part

[gil4]

Well it's 3:23 here and I just cracked a 90 Shilling, so what does that say about me?

 

Just that a lot of people are envious of you

[kydoty]

Good thing Mauer is 6'6".

[ashbury]

Wanted TedWilliamsHead but it was allready TAKEN!

 

In storage for future use.

[notoriousgod71]

Plouffe. sigh.

 

Don't worry. It's a base hit. A major league 3b can't be expected to field a ground all right to him.

[Physics Guy]

6'5" 1B comes in handy. Bailed Plouffe out.

[JB_Iowa]

This doesn't cheer me up:

 

 

• Dustin Morse ‏@Twins_morsecode 3m
  The #MNTwins are 24-29 all-time in season openers & looking for their first Opening Day win since 2008.
   
   
  But its time to BREAK THE STREAK
   
   
  

[LaBombo]

Is says that you don't let bogus societal mores tell you when you should and should not enjoy a alcoholic beverage.

That's one of my positives I mentioned at the interview, but they told me to take my beer and get the he11 out, even though I brought enough for everyone...

[ashbury]

Well..that's not good defense by Arcia. Thought it was right at him.

 

So did he.

[twinscowboysbulls]

I can't stand Trevor Plouffe, Sano is better with the cast on. I'm sorry Trevor, I really am.

[ashbury]

Hey riverbrian, weren't you one of the ones advocating to go after getting that bum De Aza?

[Squirrel]

C'mon Hicks, silence Hawk!

[ashbury]

I would have taken Bond's shriveled ...

 

I'm not sure I want to ask where you would take it.

[Gibby]

Did Bert just call first basemen, first basemans?

[Tibs]

Thatta kid Hicks

[longstrangetrip]

I'm watching the game on MLB Extra Innings, so I have the Sox feed. He annoys me sometimes, but I'm one of the few that actually likes Hawk Harrelson. He has a unique style, does his homework, and always has nice things to say about our club.

[Squirrel]

I can't stand Trevor Plouffe, Sano is better with the cast on. I'm sorry Trevor, I really am.

Pffft no you're not!

[JB_Iowa]

Florimon did his job there. Good for him.

[zchrz]

solid bunt P-Flo

[Squirrel]

I'm watching the game on MLB Extra Innings, so I have the Sox feed. He annoys me sometimes, but I'm one of the few that actually likes Hawk Harrelson. He has a unique style, does his homework, and always has nice things to say about our club.

Yeah until he doesn't. But so far today he's listenable.

[Gibby]

Dozier is becoming my favorite Twin. Let's see him crack a double here.

[LaBombo]

Bunt ===> "Little things" comment ===> *drink*

[JB_Iowa]

Okay, Dozier. Let's show that the young (er) ones can lead them.

[Physics Guy]

Not to pile on about #2 hitter, but Florimon bunting makes more sense if Dozier and Mauer are 1 and 2.

[LaBombo]

Dozier is becoming my favorite Twin. Let's see him crack a double here.

+1. Enough so that I can even forgive him for having better hair than mine.