Phillies (Painter) vs Twins (Kremer): 08/16/26, 1:10 PM

[Brock Beauchamp]

The Twins send Kremer to the mound against Painter and the Phillies this afternoon at Target Field.

[Brock Beauchamp]

	TUE	WED	THU	FRI	SAT	TOT
Yoendrys Gómez	0	11	0	0	0	11
Travis Adams	0	0	42	0	0	42
Tommy Nance	18	0	16	0	0	34
Taylor Rogers	18	0	10	0	0	28
Kody Funderburk	22	0	0	0	16	38
Jeff Hoffman	0	24	0	0	17	41
Andrew Morris	0	18	0	0	23	41
A.J. Minter	0	9	0	0	12	21

[Vanimal46]

Let’s take the brooms out of their hands. Win Twins!

[Saxophone Joe]

Dean Kremer has a chance to save the season for the second time in a week!

[thelanges5]

BLUE JAYS, ORIOLES, TIGERS, TWINS, AND GUARDIANS ARE ALL WITHIN ONE GAME OF THE FINAL AL WILD CARD SPOT

[Patzky]

1 hour ago, Saxophone Joe said:

Dean Kremer has a chance to save the season for the second time in a week!

If the season is saved by an arm slot, karma is truly on our side! 

Larnach Buxton Bell

Clemens Lewis Lee

Keaschall Caratini Culpeper 

 

[Church of Kreidler]

With a name like Painter he was destined to pitch… I just hope he doesn’t live up to it

[Parfigliano]

1 hour ago, Patzky said:

If the season is saved by an arm slot, karma is truly on our side! 

Larnach Buxton Bell

Clemens Lewis Lee

Keaschall Caratini Culpeper 

 

Clemens batting 4th?  Arrrrrrrrrgh!!!  

[mrmpls]

Contender ?                 Pretender ?                                                                                   for  Division  or Wild Card                   What say you ?                                                      

[HarmonK03]

3 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Clemens batting 4th?  Arrrrrrrrrgh!!!  

I agree, he needs to be dropped down until he starts hitting again.  Is this team serious about winning or not.

[Patzky]

4 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Clemens batting 4th?  Arrrrrrrrrgh!!!  

We don't have a four guy lol. Lewis tanks that high does better at a six. Lee too. Is it madness to try Culpeper or Caratini there!?

[Patzky]

22 minutes ago, Church of Kreidler said:

With a name like Painter he was destined to pitch… I just hope he doesn’t live up to it

The Abel that wasn't. Of course Abel currently isn't. Able that is.

[mrmpls]

2 minutes ago, Patzky said:

We don't have a four guy lol. Lewis talks that high. Lee too. Is it madness to try Culpeper or Caratini there!?

Philly Lineup -  Home run leader 1st -  batting average leader  4th  im not a fan of lineup construction in modern Ball ,  keep it simple for Player and Fans    -    

[Patzky]

44 minutes ago, mrmpls said:

Philly Lineup -  Home run leader 1st -  batting average leader  4th  im not a fan of lineup construction in modern Ball ,  keep it simple for Player and Fans    -    

Our HR leader has been stuck on his uniform number since July 4th.

[mrmpls]

5 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Our HR leader has been stuck on his uniform number since July 4th.

will Buxton even get to 30 ?    or even play in 30 more games ?. Not a popular thing to say but i think he might be the or top reasons this roster construction will never succeed from here out for 2026.  Needs to think about retiring   before his hip needs replacing, has the hip of a 70 year old man- sad to say but ?   Go Buck!  please prove me wrong .  big game today needed 

[Church of Kreidler]

So, no Kreidler?

[Patzky]

🕯️ ⚾ 

[mrmpls]

2 minutes ago, Church of Kreidler said:

So, no Kreidler?

Sunday-  stuck at Confession- alot to say ?

[S Bart]

RIP....TJ...great pitcher who was immortalized with a type of surgery named after him.

[S Bart]

NOTE TO DEREK- When a young pitcher is in the fifth inning and starts to walk players, it is time for a reliever. R.E.L.I.E.F.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

3 hours ago, thelanges5 said:

BLUE JAYS, ORIOLES, TIGERS, TWINS, AND GUARDIANS ARE ALL WITHIN ONE GAME OF THE FINAL AL WILD CARD SPOT

Why are you shouting?

[S Bart]

1 minute ago, Richie the Rally Goat said:

Why are you shouting?

Maybe his CAPITALIZATION key was locked

[mrmpls]

Kyle Kremed that pitch

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Just now, S Bart said:

Maybe his CAPITALIZATION key was locked

Why are you shouting?

[S Bart]

3 minutes ago, Richie the Rally Goat said:

Why are you shouting?

Because I am hard of HEARING and my glasses BROKE....and there is no law that states you cannot CAPITALIZE. It is not uncouth and a matter of preference. Even some old goats who like a rally like it...which is me

[S Bart]

Phillies did not score in first inning!!!!!!

[Church of Kreidler]

Let’s make it haunt!

[mrmpls]

Byron  uses a challenge and who knows ?   

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, mrmpls said:

Byron  uses a challenge and who knows ?   

We are in uncharted waters

[Twindy]

Nice stroke, Clem Dawg!