Tigers (Jobe) vs Twins (Paddack): 4/12/25, 1:10pm

[Aggies7]

11 straight retired for Jobe. I think Job from the Bible would have similar success against this bunch 

[Aggies7]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Uponor? I barely knew 'er.

 

bah-dum-tschhhh

And they say this is the armpit of TD

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Remember all the talk about Larnach having a breakout season...

He had a breakout series.

[USAFChief]

Buxton beats that out.

 

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hahahahaha I kill me.

[Patzky]

Bottom of lineup.. Paddack needs to come out to start it at least.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

2-0 might as well be 22-0.

[ziggy]

And they say this is the armpit of TD

 

Who are they?

[gregens]

1 minute ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Remember all the talk about Larnach having a breakout season...

His 2025 playing so far makes me breakout in hives

[Aggies7]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Buxton beats that out.

 

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hahahahaha I kill me.

Remember, it’s just a game guys 

[jkcarew]

If the meat of our lineup was actual meat, I wouldn’t want to eat it.

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

2-0 might as well be 22-0.

Both runs come in on a Sacrifice Fly. And we are sacrificing our weekend to watch this.

[Aggies7]

2 minutes ago, ziggy said:

And they say this is the armpit of TD

 

Who are they?

[Patzky]

Things to do for today..

 

Get Paddack era under ten

Not getting Vazquez hurt (connected to not see Gasper in the game)

 

A bunt and a triple.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

This game is turning into the Javy Baez biopic. 

[gregens]

2 minutes ago, jkcarew said:

If the meat of our lineup was actual meat, I wouldn’t want to eat it.

No, but at least it's cooked

[AceWrigley]

Jackson Jobe, the #3 overall pick in 2021 out of high school, went all the way from High A ball to the Tigers for 2 games last year. Pitched well last year.

[ziggy]

 

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

How many times is Morneau going to say he wanted to be part of a winning team? We get it.

[USAFChief]

Therapist: "So what is bothering you?"

Chocolate Easter Bunny: "I just feel empty inside."

[Patzky]

Paddack still throwing 95 mph after 90 pitches is kinda impressive.. would be if we weren't 4-10

[LaBombo]

3 minutes ago, jkcarew said:

If the meat of our lineup was actual meat, I wouldn’t want to eat it.

[Patzky]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Therapist: "So what is bothering you?"

Chocolate Easter Bunny: "I just feel empty inside."

They opened the bunny on Easter morning and it was empty .

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, AceWrigley said:

Jackson Jobe, the #3 overall pick in 2021 out of high school, went all the way from High A ball to the Tigers for 2 games last year. Pitched well last year.

He'd be at high A with a 4 IP limit for the Twins

[ziggy]

Paddock recorded 15 outs today. How do you spell Cy Young?

[LaBombo]

2 minutes ago, ziggy said:

 

If the Twins are batting, the answer is almost always 'nobody'.

[USAFChief]

5 minutes ago, jkcarew said:

If the meat of our lineup was actual meat, I wouldn’t want to eat it.

Are we not doing phrasing any more?

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Paddack was decent enough today. 

[USAFChief]

Just now, ziggy said:

Paddock recorded 15 outs today. How do you spell Cy Young?

He's actually been pretty decent today. Should have only given up one run through 5.

[OvertheHill]

I mean this is what we were realistically hoping for out of Paddack, right? Would be more meaningful if we had decent fielding and hitting behind him. 

[AceWrigley]

Does Carlos Correa have any hand signals for E6?