Tigers (Jobe) vs Twins (Paddack): 4/12/25, 1:10pm

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Julien one of the only bright spots this season thus far.

[Patzky]

Just now, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Julien one of the only bright spots this season thus far.

Quickly snuffed, sir. We shan't do it again.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Putrid.

[Patzky]

Might as well see if Paddack wants another shot at getting a win today. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[AceWrigley]

I'm assuming Paddack is done at 93 pitches. It's a 2-0 game and we have to cover 4 innings with the bullpen.

[Aggies7]

What they mean when they say “meat of our order”

[Patzky]

Fundy prediction.. walk, bunt hit, HBP, double.

[LaBombo]

3 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Paddack still throwing 95 mph after 90 pitches is kinda impressive.. would be if we weren't 4-10

It would also be a little more impressive if those 93 pitches got him farther than 5 innings, or if it had lowered his ERA to something better than a half-run under 10.0.

But a good start is a good start, and like the old saying goes... cellar dwelling mediocrities can't be choosers.

[USAFChief]

Funderburk has never, ever been able to command ANYthing.

[AceWrigley]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

What they mean when they say “meat of our order”

Great God in Heaven . . . what IS THAT?

[Blyleven2011]

1 minute ago, Patzky said:

Fundy prediction.. walk, bunt hit, HBP, double.

Let's give him a chance to pitch , but if your right on prediction I'll pay your way to Vegas  ...

[Aggies7]

Good grief we’re already at the funderburk part of the season? That’s not usually til June or July 

[USAFChief]

Just now, LaBombo said:

. cellar dwelling mediocrities 

This, good sir, is a contradiction in terms.

[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Fundy prediction.. walk, bunt hit, HBP, double.

Wrong answer

[Patzky]

Just now, Blyleven2011 said:

Let's give him a chance to pitch , but if your right on prediction I'll pay your way to Vegas  ...

The hit replaced the BB. Can I get a ticket to Duluth?

[USAFChief]

Welcome aboard, Mark. 

[AceWrigley]

1 minute ago, Blyleven2011 said:

Let's give him a chance to pitch , but if your right on prediction I'll pay your way to Vegas  ...

Start packing your bags.

[LaBombo]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Funderburk has never, ever been able to command ANYthing.

 

How about a lot of space on anything where his name is printed?

[Patzky]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

Wrong answer

Same end results 

[Aggies7]

My god that was crushed lol

[Aggies7]

Could we actually lose 100 games? Very possible. How we gonna win 63

[Patzky]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

My god that was crushed lol

Didn't they tell him this isn't Tork23?

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Funderburk isn't a MLB pitcher. That was sort of determined last year. And yet, here we are. Best bullpen in baseball. Right?

[LaBombo]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

This, good sir, is a contradiction in terms.

 

They're a game out of last, but they can't separate themselves from the pack in the race to the bottom.

But don't worry, there's still a lot of awful baseball left.

[AceWrigley]

Ya know, Paddack messed with us for 5 innings, avoiding any real damage. At least Funderburk gets right to the point of 2025 Twins baseball.

[Patzky]

So much for the Alcala ERA ♾️ 

[IndyTwinsFan]

10 minutes ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Paddack was decent enough today. 

True, but the offense is just as putrid as it usually is, unfortunately. 

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Time to find something else to do.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Could we actually lose 100 games? Very possible. How we gonna win 63

Nonsense.

Fangraphs had us as ALC Champs with the best bullpen in baseball.

[Patzky]

3 minutes ago, AceWrigley said:

Start packing your bags.

The HBP was out of order but I stand by my predictive lol