Twins (Ober) vs Rangers (Bradford): 8/15/24, 7:05pm

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

That was a meat ball....

[Shaitan]

Called it.

[nicksaviking]

4 minutes ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

What's weird is Festa isn't shown on the Twins roster currently. 

He was traded to the Red Sox for Rich Hill.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Farm Dog warming up.

[BH67]

Could Farmer's almanac foretell a plentiful September?

[USAFChief]

Just now, nicksaviking said:

He was traded to the Red Sox for Rich Hill.

And "financial considerations"

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Vazquez going to hit a dong here.

[nicksaviking]

Just now, USAFChief said:

And "financial considerations"

Obviously. Not going to pay for Rich Hill's minor league salary.

[USAFChief]

Just now, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Vazquez going to hit a dong here.

Foul tip?

[Shaitan]

2 minutes ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Vazquez going to hit a dong here.

this could mean a lot of things

[nicksaviking]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Foul tip?

If you run out of toilet paper, use your wife's loofa.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Ahhh. That was his pitch.

[ziggy]

1 minute ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Vazquez going to hit a dong here.

You spelled gong wrong.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Come on, Max.

[Randy Griffith]

35 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Oh and per the QT promotion, congrats to whoever won due to Kyle Farmer's hit.

They put the 'trip' in 'triple', right?  What is the destination?  Anywhere in the continental U.S.?

[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Vazquez going to hit a dong here.

Missed it by 255 feet

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

That fastball isn't even hitting 90 right now.

[USAFChief]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

Missed it by 255 feet

HR in a silo.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Lots of missed opportunities tonight.

[Aggies7]

me waiting for second half Kepler to arrive
 

[Parfigliano]

Where is 2nd half Kepler?

[TwinsCD]

Really let Bradford off the hook there when they could have ko'd him.  It's painful watching this team against lefties sometimes. 

[Shaitan]

At least it's not a one run game.

[exeoud]

Just terrible AB's since the 2nd inning. The guy completely stopped throwing his curveball since it was getting shelled, and the guys couldn't even hit a fastball/changeup combo that tops out at 90.

[nicksaviking]

2 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Where is 2nd half Kepler?

We sure that wasn't just a 2023 thing? This was 2022:

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Can't lose Jankowski.

[gregens]

2 minutes ago, Shaitan said:

At least it's not a one run game.

I don't think Peter is here tonight.  He's probably visiting a very big city.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Crap. Hope Simien doesn't burn them.

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, gregens said:

I don't think Peter is here tonight.  He's probably visiting a very big city.

Let’s hope. His new ultra positive schtick is as hilarious as it is annoying 

[TwinsCD]

If Bochy's smart...and I know he is...he'll bring in a lefty reliever here.