Twins (Ober) vs Dodgers (Kershaw): 5/16/23, 9:10pm

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Is this satire? Buxton only has about 2100 career AB's

yes

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

That's Chrisgeeyahn GOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZmaaaaan.

Back in the day (for me), the only twin whose name I saw among the league leaders in the newspaper was him when he randomly led the league in triples.

[cHawk]

I now feel incredibly sheepish about discrediting Castro earlier.

[PDX Twin]

Vintage Kershaw tonight... Like 2013 Oregon pinot: Not great and doesn't get better with age!

[RickOShea]

Just now, cHawk said:

I now feel incredibly sheepish about discrediting Castro earlier.

it's okay. shake it off, we need you at your best.

[USAFChief]

Just now, cHawk said:

I now feel incredibly sheepish about discrediting Castro earlier.

Just claim it as a reverse jinx. 

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, PDX Twin said:

Vintage Kershaw tonight... Like 2013 Oregon pinot: Not great and doesn't get better with age!

I think an even more accurate description would be "postseason Kershaw"

[stringer bell]

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Speaking of Arraez, walkoff single tonight. 

Nope. He got an RBI hit to make it 4-3 and Soler hit a walkoff homer.

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

it's okay. shake it off, we need you at your best.

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Just claim it as a reverse jinx. 

Will do.

[cHawk]

Correa will not homer here.

[RickOShea]

Correa just swung so hard, my satellite dish angle changed.

[USAFChief]

Found a hole in Donnie's Barrel.

[RickOShea]

He looks like he's trying to hit the ball through the wall, rather than over it.

[stringer bell]

Hit it hard, but....

[CoastiePilot08]

What’s that 500 LOB by Correa so far ?

[USAFChief]

****. *** ******. **********.

 

[cHawk]

3 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Correa will not homer here.

Dammit, it didn't work that time.

[Aggies7]

CC’s offense makes my belly hurt 

[USAFChief]

Just now, cHawk said:

Dammit, it didn't work that time.

I blame you.

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

CC’s offense makes my belly hurt 

   works for me

[stringer bell]

It will be a battle of the bullpens. Hopefully, the Twins will have the advantage when Kershaw leaves.

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I blame you.

It worked for Castro, how was I supposed to know it wouldn't for Correa?

[RickOShea]

Visit to the mound.  Break up the Dodger momentum.

[USAFChief]

And immediately the failures to drive in runs hurts.

[Brazilian Twins Fan]

Can anyone explain me why Correa keeps batting under the number 7 slot in the lineup?

He might break the record of LOB for one season...

[PDX Twin]

Correa's WPA tonight is now -0.152.

[Aggies7]

If only we had scored more during one of those 27 times we’ve had guys on base tonight 

[CoastiePilot08]

This is what happens when you can’t take advantage of opportunities. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

What i miss?

[USAFChief]

Just now, cHawk said:

It worked for Castro, how was I supposed to know it wouldn't for Correa?

It's literally YOUR JOB!!!