GAME THREAD: Minnesota Twins vs. Houston Astros; 04/09/2023 Easter Special, 1:10pm Central Standard Time

[RickOShea]

Abreau has a massive chest of hair.

[ashbury]

Gordon!

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Abreau has a massive chest of hair.

He keeps the clippings from his barbershop in it?

[USAFChief]

Abreu is a pretty nice addition to any lineup.

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Abreu is a pretty nice addition to any lineup.

Yes, indeed.  Even the Bad News Bears, would take him.

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Abreau has a massive chest of hair.

[USAFChief]

Hit and Error...AKA "little league double."

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Abreu is a pretty nice addition to any lineup.

I agree, But was surprised they gave him 3 years 

[SwainZag]

Dat speed

[ashbury]

Just now, cHawk said:

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Ish.

[ashbury]

Wow was Miranda ever fooled on that strike-3 pitch.

[ashbury]

Ladies and gentlemen,  Donovan Solano, professional hitter!

[USAFChief]

For some reason, I've always thought there were 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

[RickOShea]

Donovan: When I see the ball, I hit it.

Donovan: when I hit the ball, I run.

Donovan: What's up, with the rest of you guys?

[ashbury]

Just now, USAFChief said:

For some reason, I've always thought there were 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

Lot of us will pretend we don't know U after that'un.

[cHawk]

Just now, USAFChief said:

For some reason, I've always thought there were 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

Make it 24. Nobody wants D's.

[IndianaTwin]

21 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

I was class president in high school, can I claim executive privilege, and not file my taxes?

Yes. 

--USAF Chief (or whoever you feel like blaming when you get a visit.)

[SanoMustGo]

Mahle is allowing alot of baserunners..in both starts.

 

[cHawk]

Just now, SanoMustGo said:

Mahle is allowing alot of baserunners..in both starts.

Good thing he's not our ace.

[Squirrel]

11 minutes ago, ashbury said:

He keeps the clippings from his barbershop in it?

ick

[USAFChief]

"Julks" has to be a misspelled name, no?

[ashbury]

Just now, Squirrel said:

ick

Now ask me if I file my nails.

[Squirrel]

Just now, ashbury said:

Now ask me if I file my nails.

no

[Blyleven2011]

Wallner makes a rookie mistake on bases ...

Why don't we teach them the right way to play the game ...

They are supposed to be professionals and the very best to play in the show ...

Errors can be accepted but mistakes cannot  ...

[cHawk]

Just now, USAFChief said:

"Julks" has to be a misspelled name, no?

JNulkes

[mrtwinsfan]

Twins Way

[SanoMustGo]

yeah..so far he has not been good

 

[USAFChief]

Farmer appears to have the range of a chest freezer.

[mrtwinsfan]

Houston batters   any pitch waist high they are guessing right and going with the pitch,