GAME THREAD 6/24/2021: Twins vs. Cleveland

[h2oface]

Eddie batting over .300 for the last 30 games.... with an OBP .347. He is probably very motivated to crush it for these games....

[RickOShea]

Well, the umps will now know Berrios' underwear brand .

[h2oface]

Diaz just cost us another run......

[h2oface]

1 minute ago, h2oface said:

Diaz just cost us another run......

Kirilloff would have been running home on that........ 

[Squirrel]

1 hour ago, RickOShea said:

Squirrel, what do you do in the performing arts?

 

I work in the classical symphonic world ... I no longer perform, but I have an integral position for performances ... so ... the orchestra plays, I'm working, they don't and I don't

[sampleSizeOfOne]

We scored us a run!

 

Cue the fireworks.

[wsnydes]

6 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

I work in the classical symphonic world ... I no longer perform, but I have an integral position for performances ... so ... the orchestra plays, I'm working, they don't and I don't

As a music lover, I'm glad that things are picking up for you and people like you.  I miss live music so much!

[Squirrel]

1 hour ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

She’s a mime in Milennial Park.

*runs for cover*

Close. This is me in my performance make up

 

[Brock Beauchamp]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Close. This is me in my performance make up

 

Thank god you don't work for tips.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Close. This is me in my performance make up

 

So much for getting some extra sleep tonight...

[Brock Beauchamp]

Damn, that was a great pitch from Berrios.

[LVTwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Close. This is me in my performance make up

 

That’s terrifying 

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Thank god you don't work for tips.

Oh, I know how to work a crowd ... scaring people into giving me money is quite effective

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Oh, I know how to work a crowd ... scaring people into giving me money is quite effective

Carry around a red balloon for good measure?

[stringer bell]

Ugh, hit ém where they ain't.

[Brock Beauchamp]

I've noticed a market inefficiency lately: the Twins have yet to give up a run between innings.

[MMMordabito]

MLB.TV thinks I'm in San Francisco. Out there they get Chevy commercials in some other language, and they get commercials about ending blackouts. Two more reasons never to move there.

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

I've noticed a market inefficiency lately: the Twins have yet to give up a run between innings.

On the flip side, they have yet to score a run between innings!

[h2oface]

That pressure with RISP. Pesky unimportant meaningless RBI opportunity. 

[h2oface]

Perfect pitch for called strike 3. Thankful that the plate ump didn't miss it.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Here’s where I get to gloat a bit. My view for the game, it’s finally a free night and warm enough to be outside. 

[h2oface]

Berrios is sure shaking off Rortvedt a lot.

[Brock Beauchamp]

3 minutes ago, h2oface said:

Berrios is sure shaking off Rortvedt a lot.

Language barrier. 

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Here’s where I get to gloat a bit. My view for the game, it’s finally a free night and warm enough to be outside. 

When the beer can is as big as the TV, there's a problem.

[Brock Beauchamp]

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

When the beer can is as big as the TV, there's a problem.

I have very good eyes but am also very drunk. The sizes are accurate for a reason. 

[RickOShea]

44 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

I work in the classical symphonic world ... I no longer perform, but I have an integral position for performances ... so ... the orchestra plays, I'm working, they don't and I don't

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

I have very good eyes but am also very drunk. The sizes are accurate for a reason. 

define 'very drunbk'

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

define 'very drunbk'

Yeth.

[wsnydes]

Well, this sucks...

[Brock Beauchamp]

11 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

define 'very drunbk'

You misspelled “drunb”.