Game Thread, Twins vs Royals, 5/28/21, 7:10 PM CDT21,

[Brock Beauchamp]

I’d prefer scoring but running up the pitch count against the starter of a division rival in game one of a series is okay for now. 

[Squirrel]

32 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I tried to tell him that math was prohibited in game threads! ?

heh ... all in fun ... it's not prohibited ... and I didn't really flunk math ... but I dropped my math major when I hit linear algebra ... blecht 

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

heh ... all in fun ... it's not prohibited ... and I didn't really flunk math ... but I dropped my math major when I hit linear algebra ... blecht 

I use the term "prohibited" in jest.  But you're right, it's all if good fun.

 

[Brock Beauchamp]

Yikes to the fielders.

Dobnak sure looks good. 

[Squirrel]

It was so windy in Chicago today, that a big tree limb, from a healthy tree, broke right off and tore all the way down the trunk of the tree and fell onto Lake Shore Drive onto cars

[Brock Beauchamp]

Gonna be hard not to flip over to the Wild soon if the Twins don’t make this more interesting…

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Gonna be hard not to flip over to the Wild soon if the Twins don’t make this more interesting…

Go for it.

 

That game probably means more.

 

Or what is this "pip" i hear tell of?

 

A picture in a picture?!

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Gonna be hard not to flip over to the Wild soon if the Twins don’t make this more interesting…

I was hoping they'd make it less interesting by actually doing something.?

[Brock Beauchamp]

Dobnak just kills me. The mustache, the glasses, the unbuttoned jersey with a hairy chest peeking out.

He is really just going 100% right at “1970s porn star chic”. 

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Dobnak just kills me. The mustache, the glasses, the unbuttoned jersey with a hairy chest peeking out.

He is really just going 100% right at “1970s porn star chic”. 

Gotta love the dedication to the bit!

 

It is a bit, right?!

[Brock Beauchamp]

Holy ****, Garver got ahold of that one. 

[Squirrel]

That swing was right purty

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Garver has hit.

 

You can now switch to the Wild

[IndianaTwin]

1 hour ago, USAFChief said:

Over/under on Sal Perez HRs this weekend: 1.5

 

What say you?

Yes

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

That swing was right purty

I reckon you'd be correct, I reckon.

 

[Brock Beauchamp]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

I reckon you'd be correct, I reckon.

[stringer bell]

Tight, but consistent, strike zone for the home plate ump. 

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Tight, but consistent, strike zone for the home plate ump. 

Consistent is all I ask.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

The Garver giveth...

 

The Garver taketh away... or rather doesn't, which allows the score.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Mitch giveth, Mitch taketh away. 

[Brock Beauchamp]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

The Garver giveth...

 

The Garver taketh away... or rather doesn't, which allows the score.

Hahahahahah

[Mill1634]

Garver giveth.

Garver taketh. 

edit: Ninja'd

[stringer bell]

Had him if the catcher holds the ball 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

11 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I reckon you'd be correct, I reckon.

 

A wrecking swing, no less.

[Danchat]

I turned the TV on at the wrong time, I see.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Just now, Danchat said:

I turned the TV on at the wrong time, I see.

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Danchat said:

I turned the TV on at the wrong time, I see.

You should have better timing...

[Brock Beauchamp]

We’re witnessing the dangers of a groundball pitcher who doesn’t miss bats.

It’s not an indictment of Dobnak but there’s always the danger of this happening. 

[wsnydes]

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

We’re witnessing the dangers of a groundball pitcher who doesn’t miss bats. 

He says as he gets a swinging strikeout! ?

[mrtwinsfan]

Okay Garver your minus 2 ,  Error with 2 outs,