Game Thread "Sam" Twins vs. Mariners 7:10pm dst 6/12/2019 ad

[Nine of twelve]

 

More innings like this, please! Thanks Jose.

By our pitcher, though, not theirs.

[Nine of twelve]

OK, Buck, show him what you've got.

[operation mindcrime]

Yeah Sano!!!!!!!

[Aggies7]

Just awful at bats that inning

[LaBombo]

 

OK. Seriously guys.... IT'S TOMMY MILONE!!!!!!!

 

His ERA is sitting over a run better than his xFIP, so tonight is was as good of a time as any for it to go...

 

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[snotboogie]

 

Just awful at bats that inning

Remember, they are facing TOMMY MILONE!!!!!!

[Aggies7]

We all deserved that

[LaBombo]

 

I’d know, I’ve got an easy job, I’m drinking expensive beer, have a happy family and I got no character.

 

You must have known you were in the right place before tonight, right?

[DocBauer]

I like this Berrios drama, all this adversity builds character.

 

I’d know, I’ve got an easy job, I’m drinking expensive beer, have a happy family and I got no character.

I will leave your job, family and character out of the discussion. (Though I have heard rumors and read things on the restroom wall that could have been about you, dunno). And I will just ask about your expensive beer of choice?

[snotboogie]

I look at the box scores in the paper and when I see D Santana, I'm thinking "Danny?"

[jimbo92107]

I don't think Berrios's hero Pedro Martinez threw quite so many pitches right down the middle. 

[nicksaviking]

I will leave your job, family and character out of the discussion. (Though I have heard rumors and read things on the restroom wall that could have been about you, dunno). And I will just ask about your expensive beer of choice?

Tonight I have had a local beer from Drekker called Ectogasm and a Pseudo Sue from a brewery in Iowa.

[LaBombo]

 

We all deserved that

 

 

Ok, well, maybe a little. But you have to be the one to tell Clint he's wrong.

[Nine of twelve]

 

Tonight I have had a local beer from Drekker called Ectogasm and a Pseudo Sue from a brewery in Iowa.

Pseudo Sue is yummy.

[LaBombo]

 

I don't think Berrios's hero Pedro Martinez threw quite so many pitches right down the middle. 

 

And frequently when Pedro did throw down the middle it was right after he had delivered a high inside fastball that made the hitter revisit his feelings about the existence of an afterlife.

[jimbo92107]

Come on, Twins hitters, this is Tommy Milone. Kill him!

[snotboogie]

 

I’d know, I’ve got an easy job, I’m drinking expensive beer, have a happy family and I got no character.

I think you are my doppleganger. Can we get together? You can bring the beer.

[operation mindcrime]

We need to string some hits together!!!!!

[nicksaviking]

I think you are my doppleganger. Can we get together? You can bring the beer.

Must I share?

[snotboogie]

 

Must I share?

Well, if you have no character, I guess not.

[jimbo92107]

Milone has no pitch that Twins hitters should not barrel up almost every time. Are they asleep? Late night partying? 

[DocBauer]

Tonight I have had a local beer from Drekker called Ectogasm and a Pseudo Sue from a brewery in Iowa.

Dont know Ectogasm or the brewery. Where are you at again?

 

I've had, enjoyed, and love Psuedo Sue. Thought the brewer was from Wisconsin but now thinking that is something different. Got a dinosaur on the package?

 

I enjoy GOOD beer such as Guiness, Stella, the Smithwick Red and others. But waistline has me mixing in a bunch of Coors Light, Mich Ultra, etc. Tonight, Coors Light. Gotta keep my girlish figure. You know, a figure the girls might like, lol.

[Aggies7]

This is pretty embarrassing, to be honest

[crapforks]

Tommy Milone. I had a bad feeling about this game. Still early, but it’s really annoying to follow this on the MLB app. “79mph. Changeup. Foul.” Repeat. Repeat.

[Aggies7]

Every single hitter is trying to hit it to duluth

[FLTwinsGuy]

Never thought the Twins would be getting mowed down by tommy freaking milone

[snotboogie]

 

Tommy Milone. I had a bad feeling about this game. Still early, but it’s really annoying to follow this on the MLB app. “79mph. Changeup. Foul.” Repeat. Repeat.

That's his fastball.

[Aggies7]

OHH GOSH SO LATE?

[DocBauer]

Feel like I'm watching a Peanuts cartoon where Lucy keeps pulling the ball away from Charlie Brown!

[jimbo92107]

Over 60 percent change ups from Milone. Okay, so sit back on the change up or the curve, and you're timing 4 out of 5 of his pitches.