Article: Game Thread: Twins@Red Sox, 6/26@6:10pm CT

[wsnydes]

 

I might regret asking this, but Chief, which finger is your ban finger?

The itchy one.  Were you not paying attention?!

[wsnydes]

 

No one cares about yor u's. 

Ewe's don't care about u's either.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

The itchy one.  Were you not paying attention?!

Oh.

 

Right.

 

My bad...

[twinsnorth49]

 

Grey.

This guy gets it. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Einstein was supposed to be all smart and stuff, but he got I-before-E wrong, twice and in the same word.

Except when sounding like a as in neighbors and weigh...

 

Obviously Einstein is commonly pronounced with a Cockney accent.

[twinsnorth49]

 

No one cares about yor u's. 

Nobody would ever guess you live in California now. 

 

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[twinsnorth49]

 

Except when sounding like a as in neighbours and weigh...

Obviously Einstein is commonly pronounced with a Cockney accent.

FTFY.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

FTFY.

You're out of control man! Snap out of it!

[Mike Sixel]

 

You're out of control man! Snap out of it!

 

Isn't that yo're in 'merica?

[Vanimal46]

 

Isn't that yo're in 'merica?

 

Nah, it's just "your" on public forums/social media. 

 

 

[wsnydes]

 

Nah, it's just "your" on public forums/social media. 

Your correct.

[Craig Arko]

 

Isn't that yo're in 'merica?

All y'all in 'merica now.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

FTFY.

Much oubliged!

 

You're out ouf countroul man! Snap out ouf it!

I think i'm getting the hang ouf it!

[Mike Sixel]

check out how twinsnORTH spells his/her user name......

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Anyway, we can appreciate all kinds of spelling here. (not just Country and Western)

 

When last we clashed with these foes, didn't we steal one in late innings? Which move was answered in the next close game of that series by them tacking on 10 insurance runs in the top of the 9th? A mite excessive, but it shows they respect us. Or something. Although perhaps not our bullpen at the time...

 

This could be an exciting game series!

[Bark's Lounge]

Eddie Veddour???

[twinsnorth49]

 

check out how twinsnORTH spells his/her user name......

Sorry Mike, there is no historical  reference to the word Nourth in English ortography. 

 

Now we're just getting silly. 

[wsnydes]

 

Eddie Veddour???

Pourl Jam?

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Never mind i before e, you guys need to work on your u after o.

 

Silent vowels people, silent vowels.

 

"I wonder what colour uniforms the Twins will be wearing tonight"?

 

I thought you Canadians preferred the three letter dipthongs.

[Craig Arko]

 

Now we're just getting silly. 

I don't quite know how to break this to you...

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Your correct.

 

You guys are going to make Chitown's head explode.

[Mike Sixel]

 

Anyway, we can appreciate all kinds of spelling here. (not just Country and Western)

.......

 

great first line!

[twinsnorth49]

 

Pourl Jam?

[twinsnorth49]

 

I don't quite know how to break this to you...

It's a long drive to your howse to explain this Craig.

[Vanimal46]

 

You guys are going to make Chitown's head explode.

 

Your sure about that?

[twinsnorth49]

Forth of July coming up soon, you guys have any plans?

[USAFChief]

I thought you Canadians preferred the three letter dipthongs.

New forum rule: "Twinsnorth49" and "thong" cannot be referenced in the same post.

 

Ever.

[twinsnorth49]

 

New forum rule: "Twinsnorth" and "thong" cannot be in the same sentence. Ever.

That's really for the best, for everyone involved. 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Forth of July coming up soon, you guys have any plans?

I'll be listening to lowd music and drinking borbon.

[Vanimal46]

 

Forth of July coming up soon, you guys have any plans?

 

Wearing this tank top.