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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 5/24 @ 11:35AM CT

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I'm playing a good practical joke on my youngest son today. I'm with him on the bus currently with his class on a field trip. He's thrilled that I am taking the day off of work to accompany his clas

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Good Morning Twins fans!  Get ready for punch number two today.  On the mound this morning (Minnesota time) is the now fearsome pitching phenom Jose Berrios.  He is part of the now pitching one two pu

Cap'n Piranha
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Baltimore Color Guy: "I don't think Berrios is as good as his numbers right now".   Wait, you're saying Berrios is NOT the greatest pitcher in baseball history?  Bold.

Blake All-Star

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Baltimore play-by-play guy; "Now, Minnesota is the one team that Tillman has never beat.  I kid you not"

Obviously, Tillman didn't pitch against the Twins last year. (no idea if he did or not, seems reasonable, however)

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Obviously, Tillman didn't pitch against the Twins last year. (no idea if he did or not, seems reasonable, however)

 

I believe he actually started the season opener last year--the rain delay must have prevented him from going at least 5.

jimbo92107 Cedar Rapids Kernels

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Many years ago Microsoft Word introduced an Autocorrect feature that could turn commonly misspelled words into their corrected form, like 'teh' into 'the.' I discovered that the feature was customizable - you could make your own list of word/corrected word in the program. Feeling like Calvin one day, I got into my brother's business computer. In Word's Autocorrect customizer I entered his name, then on the other side I put "@$$hole." <--Hey, TD's got Autocorrect, too!

 

It was actually a couple days later when I got the call from my brother about that little change...

 

I also did a screen captured of his Windows desktop, hid his icons in a folder, then made the capture image into his Windows wallpaper. Oh, my poor old knee was sore from slapping on that day, I tell ya!

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2 runs scored, Vargas to second on the throw, after hitting a single. Kepler to third.

 

This is a CBU stand-in update.

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Hey Chief!  How ya doin' today?

Hey Cap'n!  Thanks for askin.

 

Good:  It's my day off.

 

Bad:  Gotta leave soon for the dentist office.  

 

How you doin?

jimbo92107 Cedar Rapids Kernels

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The Baltimore analyst said he thinks Dozier could easily steal home right now, since Machado is almost 60 feet away from the bag.  Begging the question--why isn't Dozier doing that?

Exactly. Always lead off the same distance (or a little more, if you're fast) than the fielder is from the bag. 

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Seriously, Rosario walks. Tillman managed to walk Rosario. Wow.

 

Bases full of Twins again.

 

CBU stand-in update.

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