Game Thread: Twins vs. Rays, 6/4 @ 3:10 pm CT

[operation mindcrime]

Park with a case of Dozieritis!

[Aggies7]

park was super exciting for a spell. since then he's been a bigger nishioka

[Bark's Lounge]

Max Kepler. Lassen Sie uns feiern!!!

[Aggies7]

I really like centeno. rarely has a poor AB

[HitInAPinch]

back to back hits?  did somebody change the channel?

[spinowner]

LF was playing way shallow.

[HitInAPinch]

Well, see what happens when you don't do that stupid toe-tap thingy on 2 strikes?

[Aggies7]

can't believe they didn't bunt there, but it works wonderfully. buxton coming around

 

edit: didn't realize there was one out

[operation mindcrime]

Lol

[spinowner]

[Aggies7]

lol

[Circus Boy]

Well, that was a disappointing inning in a dispiriting season.

[USAFChief]

I think that's why you send the runner from second on a ground ball single to left with one out.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Ok, but take the very, very farthest away atom or molecule (take your pick) where does it go???

 

This is as hard as figuring which side of the lake the prettiest girls are on.......

Or figuring out the score in a GT.

[Aggies7]

Good to see the sun coming out. Unfortunately, that same sun set on this season about 40 games ago

[USAFChief]

EFF FEW Longoria.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Good to see the sun coming out. Unfortunately, that same sun set on this season about 40 games ago

[Aggies7]

Santana handing out meatballs like my local pasta joint

 

how are the rays not like 40-10?

[USAFChief]

 

 

 

how are the rays not like 40-10?

I'm just spitballing here...they're not very good?

[Circus Boy]

Wow, being down two runs feels like 20.

[Aggies7]

 

I'm just spitballing here...they're not very good?

smarty pants

[HitInAPinch]

2 base bunt.  

[Aggies7]

is there some awesome gate giveaway today? what could possibly explain that many people actually paying to watch this team?

[USAFChief]

 

is there some awesome gate giveaway today? what could possibly explain that many people actually paying to watch this team?

"Everyone in the bleachers gets a souvineer ball" day.

[HitInAPinch]

Correct play would have been Centeno running straight at the runner

[operation mindcrime]

Why are the Twins so loyal? Tom Kelly, Terry Ryan, Ron Gardenhire, Rick Anderson, Bill Smith, Dave St. Peter, Jim Rantz,Brad Steil, Paul Molitor, Rob Antony, Tom Brunansky, Eddie Guardado, Joe Vavra and his entire family, Dick Bremer, Bert Blyleven and so on and so forth. I'm disgusted with this country club atmosphere! Please feel free to add anyone I missed.

[USAFChief]

Conger's speed:  best desribed as "glacial."

[HitInAPinch]

Thanks, E, for the double-play exit.

[hybridbear]

What was up with Souza & Santana when Souza was on 2nd? It looked on TV like Santana was yelling at Souza to get back to the bag & Souza was taunting him by not going back.

[HitInAPinch]

James Shields traded to White Sox.