Game Thread: Twins vs. Rays, 6/4 @ 3:10 pm CT

[Craig Arko]

I like that ESPN Gamecast always wraps up a Twins loss with this encouraging phrase:

 

"RECAP NOT AVAILABLE"

Recap has been kneecapped.

[USAFChief]

I like that ESPN Gamecast always wraps up a Twins loss with this encouraging phrase:

 

"RECAP NOT AVAILABLE"

And telling that they add

 

"NOR NECESSARY."

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Recap has been kneecapped.

Does that mean installing them? Or they have been removed?

 

Do kneecapped recaps need rekneecapping?

 

Yes, no?

[Craig Arko]

Does that mean installing them? Or they have been removed?

Do kneecapped recaps need rekneecapping?

Yes, no?

Beer.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

happening right now in Yankees-Orioles game, top of 9th:

 

Vance Worley replaces Brian Duensing, surrenders one-out double to Aaron Hicks.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Hey hey hey. Watch the slurs.

 

Loved that show.

 

[twinsnorth49]

 

happening right now in Yankees-Orioles game, top of 9th:

Vance Worley replaces Brian Duensing, surrenders one-out double to Aaron Hicks.

Was Rod Serling the announcer?

[Platoon]

Twins have the tying run on deck in Les Nessman Brian Dozier

Dozier treats the outer half of the plate like Les treated the "walls" of his office".

[Platoon]

happening right now in Yankees-Orioles game, top of 9th:

Vance Worley replaces Brian Duensing, surrenders one-out double to Aaron Hicks.

If you read this sentence over and over, it makes you quiver. The yearning for the good old days is very hard to resist.